Oh god, oh god, oh god, I just inadvertently hit on a woman delivering a package...
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Delivery woman was petting Lola. I thought this would be a good moment to say, "Blimey, I don't get greeted like that" - meaning by Lola...
Delivery woman looked a bit startled, and said, "I don't know what to say to that. You obviously need to grow some fur!".
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I should have said, No, no, I didn't mean by you, I meant by Lola. But that would have embarrassed her, so I just gaped! Oh god.
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I never hit on people, literally never. Except inadvertently, it seems. Oh god!
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You should have replied to her, "I would love to do so, but there is no full moon at the moment".
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