My Skincare Routine: Shove flannel around face in morning. Make mental note not to look in mirror for the rest of the day. Repeat.
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I'm thinking of becoming a Twitter beauty guru. I'd say I was off to a pretty good start.
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Next I think I'll do a try-on haul of odd socks with holes in them. (I bet you're impressed I already know the lingo!)
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I'm going to shut up now. (If you Like this tweet, I'll know!)
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