You look for the hoof print in the butter! #illgetmycoat
And just because I'm celebrating comic genius: How can you tell if you've got an elephant in your fridge?
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@PhilosophyExp Why do the elephants have trunks? Because they look silly in bikinis. (That joke's probably 'problematic' in some way now!)
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@PhilosophyExp Fingerprints in the updog.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@PhilosophyExp Send in a zoological team with DNA sampling equipment.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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