@PhilosophyExp my mattress cover ripped, inner spring pushed through and cut a gash in my leg. I needed stitches & tetanus shot
In 2009, 613,870 Americans sought ER treatment after being injured by their... bed! Just how... http://1.usa.gov/12WBD5b
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@scearley Must have been a bit of a shock. Minding your own business, and then suddenly you're attacked by your own mattress! -
@PhilosophyExp my dream interpreted it as me being stabbed -
@scearley And you've never felt safe in bed again...! :)
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@PhilosophyExp Does that count, um, "fun" injuries that occur in bed? :) -
@mirandachale@PhilosophyExp I elbowed my girlfriend square on her nose in bed. Flailing limbs while sleeping can be dangerous. -
@Humanisticus@mirandachale I once dislocated my shoulder while sleeping. So what we're saying is that bed is a dangerous place... -
@PhilosophyExp@mirandachale How the heck did you manage that? -
@Humanisticus@mirandachale I dislocated it originally playing uni soccer. It just comes out very easily. (13 dislocations now).
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