Remember, a dog isn't just for Christmas. It'll last at least until the New Year. #helpfulxmasadvice
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@PhilosophyExp if you curry the legs and make a nice fricassee of the offal, a single Alsatian can feed a family of 4 till mid January.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@PhilosophyExp St Bernards come with a sachet of brandy included - so there's your sauces sorted :)1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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