@PhilosophyExp if you curry the legs and make a nice fricassee of the offal, a single Alsatian can feed a family of 4 till mid January.
Remember, a dog isn't just for Christmas. It'll last at least until the New Year. #helpfulxmasadvice
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@neskatxa Blimey, just think what you could do with a St Bernard. -
@PhilosophyExp St Bernards come with a sachet of brandy included - so there's your sauces sorted :) -
@neskatxa If only etiquette didn't dictate the need to be buried under an avalanche before eating them... ;)
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