I’ve never been surprised. The genitals I have discovered have always been the genitals I expected (of whichever conformation). https://twitter.com/DelanyDean/status/1170412661307256832 …
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For me it's all about the genitals. I see a genital, and then it's, "I love you! Will you marry me!?". To hell with the whole person, I say. Genitals is where it's at. 'Tis the logical terminus of the male gaze. Possibly.
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I know, right?!? Sometimes I fall in love with a genital, and then the person comes as a surprise. I'm like, "Oh, great, now I'm going to have to adjust to this other person in order to continue my relationship with this set of genitals."
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Yeah, bloody annoying. And then they complain if you suggest eloping with the genitals alone. Like their need for them is as great as ours. Pah!
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