That is the funniest thing I've heard all day . . . . even funnier than Brexit!
Slight culinary faux pas: I poured wine into a decanter, and proudly presented it to the table. Turned out I'd used a vase... 
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Very hipster......
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It’s a decanter now.
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Did the vase decant?
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OK so long as you didn’t then drink directly from it. Or put flowers in it.
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