Phillipp Ohlandt

@PhillippOh

Mostly PHP | expert | Sticker and shirt collector | Building applications with and | Learning

Joined December 2011
Born on February 18

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  1. Jun 2

    Dear online store, just because something is out of stock, it shouldn't mean I cannot submit the order ...

  2. Jun 2
  3. Jun 1

    Someone should make something like domain names for IBAN numbers.

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Teams and people that can do deep and focused work will outperform those that are always distracted and have short attention spans.

  5. Retweeted
    May 31

    Even bakers can be genetically altered to fly jumpers!

  6. May 31

    Two photos, same smile, scary.

  7. Retweeted
    May 31

    I swear front-end developers just got bored one day and decided to fuck everything up to create more job security.

  8. May 31

    Dear tech blogs, if you write about new devices, include the price and release date, otherwise don't write about it.

  9. Retweeted
    May 30

    Roses are red Violets are blue net::ERR_BLOCKED_BY_CLIENT sorry for you

  10. Retweeted
    May 30
  11. May 29

    Wow, I closed my MacBook yesterday and the PHP Community started a shitstorm on twitter. /cc:

  12. Retweeted
    May 29
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    May 29

    Can we agree as a species that this needs to be the loading icon for everything from now on?

  14. Retweeted
    May 29

    I laughed at this way more than I should have

  15. May 29

    Their street system is so clever. You can find parking places everywhere and you never stuck in traffic.

  16. Retweeted
    May 28

    I want this in my Backyard!! Like right now pls! Who would join me?😎🌞

  17. May 28
  18. May 26

    Instead of spending hours debugging React Native-💩, I could just learn Swift and do it properly...

  19. May 26

    After `yarn install`, the yarn.lock file was modified and new packages were added. WTF. That's not how it should work.

  20. Retweeted
    May 25

    As an Open Source person, I don't usually endorse commercial products. For I made an exception at .

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