Phillipp Ohlandt

@PhillippOh

Mostly PHP | expert | Sticker and shirt collector | Building applications with and | Learning

Hamburg, Germany
ohlandt.io
Joined December 2011
Born on February 18
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  1. Jun 2

    Dear online store, just because something is out of stock, it shouldn't mean I cannot submit the order ...

  2. Jun 2

    But ... he is right :D

    Depressed Sysadmin - The days when we go without
  3. Jun 1

    Someone should make something like domain names for IBAN numbers.

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Teams and people that can do deep and focused work will outperform those that are always distracted and have short attention spans.

    1 reply 15 retweets 48 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 31

    Even bakers can be genetically altered to fly jumpers!

    7 replies 17 retweets 103 likes
  6. May 31

    Two photos, same smile, scary.

    1 reply
  7. Retweeted
    May 31

    I swear front-end developers just got bored one day and decided to fuck everything up to create more job security.

    36 replies 626 retweets 1,571 likes
  8. May 31

    Dear tech blogs, if you write about new devices, include the price and release date, otherwise don't write about it.

  9. Retweeted
    May 30

    Roses are red Violets are blue net::ERR_BLOCKED_BY_CLIENT sorry for you

    6 retweets 16 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 30

    Developers

    2 replies 87 retweets 181 likes
  11. May 29

    Wow, I closed my MacBook yesterday and the PHP Community started a shitstorm on twitter. /cc:

    1 like
  12. Retweeted
    May 29

    Trapped

    41 replies 1,032 retweets 1,510 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 29

    Can we agree as a species that this needs to be the loading icon for everything from now on?

    369 replies 24,009 retweets 52,118 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 29

    I laughed at this way more than I should have

    57 replies 3,716 retweets 5,165 likes
  15. May 29

    Their street system is so clever. You can find parking places everywhere and you never stuck in traffic.

    Barcelona is a fascinating city from above.
    1 like
  16. Retweeted
    May 28

    I want this in my Backyard!! Like right now pls! Who would join me?😎🌞

    4 replies 27 retweets 67 likes
  17. May 28

    "Node.js needs to die in a fire and Golang is the perfect arsonist"

    5 retweets 7 likes
  18. May 26

    Instead of spending hours debugging React Native-💩, I could just learn Swift and do it properly...

  19. May 26

    After `yarn install`, the yarn.lock file was modified and new packages were added. WTF. That's not how it should work.

    1 like
  20. Retweeted
    May 25

    As an Open Source person, I don't usually endorse commercial products. For I made an exception at .

    9 replies 79 retweets 161 likes

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