Predicted attempts 3-5 of 29: “Nestor was living in a difficult situation.” —> “Nestor asked if he could stay with me.” —> “I saved Nestor.“
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Attempt 1 of 29: Panic-driven “Nestor is my adopted son” explanation. Attempt 2 of 29: “Nestor is my adopted son” explanation doesn’t survive even one night, evolves into equally implausible: “Nestor is my ex-girlfriend’s younger brother and she left him behind for seven years.”pic.twitter.com/CK9mPomg5B
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Attempt 13: Nestor’s not really my son, he’s my stepson. Makes all the difference in the world. (In Gaetz’s world of creepers.)https://www.rollcall.com/2020/06/19/matt-gaetz-describes-himself-as-single-step-parent-to-nestor-galban/ …
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Wait. Maybe Nestor is a DUI attorney in Florida
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He he’s been grooming Nestor since he was 12?
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God that’s the perfect verb for this sordidity.
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I’ve seen this movie before.
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Attempt 5 of 29: have you seen my other adopted son?pic.twitter.com/dQbhYRlqcQ
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