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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    The Gooch sold more dummies than Mothercare#willbemissed

    2 replies 211 retweets 730 likes
  2. Retweeted
    14 Nov 2016

    Make Ireland grand again.

    7 replies 52 retweets 175 likes
  3. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    If you'd had a £5 treble on Leicester, Brexit and Trump, you would've paid out £12.5m... 😨

    40 replies 2,710 retweets 2,059 likes
  4. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    It started in kilgarvan.....

    4 retweets 6 likes
  5. 12 May 2016

    LIVE on : barge

    15 likes
  6. Retweeted
    3 Jan 2014

    - "I love Beyoncé... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."

    117 replies 7,034 retweets 7,619 likes
  7. Retweeted
    23 Dec 2012

    Working night shift tonight fucking raging

    1,179 replies 121,647 retweets 102,962 likes
  8. Retweeted
    8 Oct 2015

    Can understand how Hitler got buzzed up. Conquering Germany on a Thursday with the opportunity to annex Poland and occupy France on Sunday.

    20 replies 517 retweets 601 likes
  9. Retweeted
    14 Aug 2015

    today I'm only drinking craft water

    4 replies 41 retweets 68 likes
  10. Retweeted
    17 Jan 2015

    2,987 - Number of Swansea fans delighted that they're being thrashed by Chelsea as Diego Costa is their fantasy football captain. Points.

    3 replies 117 retweets 51 likes
  11. Retweeted
    26 Aug 2014

    **NEW COMPETITION** We have an unreal PS4 to give away! To be in with a chance of winning, just RT & Follow.

    53 replies 2,571 retweets 424 likes
  12. Retweeted
    26 Aug 2014

    The original

    13 replies 386 retweets 219 likes
  13. Retweeted
    3 Aug 2014

    'We genuinely love playing Kerry up here' - James Horan And he said it with a straight face too.

    6 retweets 4 likes
  14. Retweeted
    8 Jul 2014

    They return to the dressing room, remove their Brazil shirts & masks & the whole England team laugh at the real bound and gagged Brazil team

    32 replies 2,266 retweets 1,421 likes
  15. Retweeted
    26 Jun 2014

    There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again.

    59 replies 893 retweets 1,093 likes
  16. Retweeted
    24 Jun 2014

    I guess any part of the body is up for eating.

    1,032 replies 19,304 retweets 9,511 likes
  17. Retweeted
    10 Jun 2014

    Pitbull looks like a steroid mad bouncer with low self esteem and loads of stories about putting lower league footballers in their place..

    44 replies 971 retweets 1,159 likes
  18. Retweeted
    5 May 2014

    The Premier League is nuts.

    11 replies 337 retweets 134 likes
  19. Retweeted
    11 Apr 2014

    Unionism: The belief that two similar countries might fare better together. Unless they're both part of Ireland.

    91 replies 2,194 retweets 1,648 likes
  20. Retweeted
    29 Sep 2013

    . any chance of a lend of a saddle for the winter

    35 replies 2,523 retweets 1,520 likes

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