CORINNE FISHER

@PhilanthropyGal

Stand-up comedian & co-host of podcast. Gina Sprinkles is my alter-ego. PLEASE NOTE: I do not apologize for jokes, so save your @.

Drowning in a Sea of Assholes
Joined April 2009

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    Feminism has made me hate both genders more, but equally, and that's the important part.

  2. To every little girl who dreams big: Yes, you can be anything you want—even president. Tonight is for you. -H

  3. LIFE HACK: If you've ever had to tell someone you're better than that you're probably not.

  4. If you've ever worn a shirt that says "Taken" you'd better fucking be in the middle of being kidnapped.

  5. I used to think I never had PMS, but then I realized I'm just always in a bad mood so I can't differentiate between the two.

  6. Ur going to read a tweet 1 day & ur going to be like wow this tweet feels like it's about me. It's not. Unless ur reading your ex's Twitter.

  7. It's more like I dislike all people equally, but yes. Absolutely. You get it. Thank you.

  8. I just got an hour a week of my life back! Thanks for that fat shaming tweet

  9. Have you listened to any episode ever? Maybe you usually mute my parts.

  10. I don't think we should call them plus size models, either. I've been calling them fat models for years.

  11. Giving up my seat all day for people who still think Bernie Sanders has a shot cause I'm compassionate towards the mentally disabled.

  12. A TV show like The Voice except judges look for Borat impersonators. It's called "The Borat Voice." Please make all checks payable to me.

  13. BREAKING: finds Clinton reached the number of delegates needed to clinch the Democratic nomination for president

  14. Brock "the rapist" Turner says he'd like to be a surgeon one day, which is perfect for him considering his affinity for unconscious people.

  15. WHEN IM RICH TO DO LIST: 1) Buy a bunch of boxed cereal in NYC 2) Find out what's wrong with my toe

  16. Was really angry about the Stanford rape and then got distracted by Gwen Stefani's no lipstick selfie.

  17. One day I'll get respect in this business 😜

  18. NYC Party Animals! We have 2 more test tour dates left, the next one is Monday 6/20! for tickets:

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