Phil Rectangle

@PhilRectangle

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    Feb 5

    This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. Was nearly in tears while trying to feed my daughter last night.

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    Feb 1

    Computers are just rocks we tricked into doing maths for us.

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    17 Jan 2020

    I've devised a new system for determining dnd classes.

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    Jan 16

    I started playing Fallout 4, again. I made the same character, again. I’m going to do the exact same things, again. I will fail to actually complete the game, again.

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    Jan 14

    Lol this is why I’m glad I don’t report gaming news anymore

    LMAO men are so fragile 😭😭😭😭🥱
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    18 Sep 2020

    Every YouTube video looks like this

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    Jan 12

    How do we impeach the USB 3 naming committee?

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    Jan 6

    not sure who made this… but its the most perfect demonstration of the insanity of the last 4 years.

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    31 Dec 2020

    The best tweet of 2020...

    0:09
    Quarantine day 6.
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    Dec 31

    It’s OK to not have emerged from an objectively awful year filled with pithy life lessons and hard-won wisdom and to just feel tired and stressed and sad. Also, if you don’t have resolutions beyond “get from one end of the day to the other”, that’s alright too. Glad you’re here.

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    Dec 31

    Just a reminder, as the year draws to a close, that 2020 can fuck right off into the sun.

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    31 Dec 2020

    The Grim Reaper taking Flash Player away: Flash Player: "I am le tired." The Grim Reaper: "I know. Let's take a long nap." Flash Player: "and then fire ze missiles?" The Grim Reaper: [smiling sadly] "Yeah. Yeah."

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    Dec 31

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    29 Dec 2020

    My favorite thing about William Shatner's TekWar is that the undercover cop out to kill all the drug dealers appears to be about 2.5 feet tall

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    25 Dec 2020

    So let me put my narrative jerk hat on for a sec and talk about something I think might be the most commonplace way to fuck up the storytelling of your game. It's a tiny thing, it makes perfectly serviceable scenes kind of suck, and you see it ALL. THE. TIME. (A thread.)

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  18. 25 Dec 2020

    Merry Christmas to you and yours.

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    16 Dec 2020

    all the 'cyberpunk is broken' discourse is all well and good, but the fact that they couldnt even properly print the CDPR icon on the digital xbox game cards is truly the cherry on top. mfers hit us with the No Image Found

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    20 Dec 2020

    Journalismism thread: Often, people who want to confidentially share their stories ask: how do you protect my identity? How do you ensure I stay anonymous? I have this conversation a lot with people, so I figured I'd share a few thoughts and techniques publicly.

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