they should take the amazon LOTR money and let Ken Burns do The Silmarillion like a documentary
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Phillip Santiago
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Digital brand strategy and copywriter seeking work in the Triangle Area for small businesses and advocacy organizations. Fast Five is a great movie. He/Him.
Arlington, VAJoined December 2012
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Almost half of Latino student loan debt is expected to be forgiven under Biden
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Michelle Branch Domestic Assault Case Dismissed
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I'm a big fan of the pomodoro technique for productivity, where I do my best impression of a tomato and sit in the dark for 48 hours before I am devoured by beings beyond my comprehension
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False. DC101 only plays 90's Green Day and Nirvana.
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I actually just heard a NEW song on 101.1!
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Median sales prices in both Wake and Durham counties declined, and houses were on the market longer than in previous months. newsobserver.com/news/business/
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When you aren’t sure where your next meal is coming from, you’re more likely to miss work and be hospitalized — especially if you live with Type 2 diabetes. Learn how these findings from a team of #UNC researchers show the broad impacts of food insecurity
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Durham County has received a limited supply of Monkeypox vaccines. If you are part of an at-risk group, please make a plan to get vaccinated through !
dcopublichealth.org/services/commu
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Gun Buy Back #2 this Saturday August 6 starting at 9:30 a.m. at two local locations:
Mt. Vernon Baptist Church, 1007 South Roxboro St
Durham County Stadium - Wisteria Ave (visitor side parking lot) #HonorDutyService #OneCommunityOneDurham
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Shoutout to the valiant driver of the 805 who stopped the bus to rescue this PREHISTORIC MONSTER from the middle of Fayetteville Rd
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32 years ago today, the #AmericanswithDisabilitiesAct was signed into law ensuring Americans with disabilities have the same rights and opportunities as everyone else. Their rights must be protected — including the freedom and right to vote.
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Kevin was being released after 2.5 years in prison when he learned of an arrest warrant for a 2020 incident.
But that was impossible. He'd been behind bars at the time.
So what had Kevin done wrong?
He'd voted.
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Normal people: I met this guy, he was average
Victorian writers: He was, in the way of most men, possessed of a rudimentary intelligence, his countenance ordinary, his bearing mild, with some weakness about the shoulders, his hair the color of ash; he spoke of the weather
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking
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How to fold a fitted sheet.. 😅
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In the 90s you could afford this house by working at a comic book store
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I didn’t fully understand the power of propaganda until youtube convinced nerds that the Last Jedi fight scene has “bad choreography”
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My mum busted a cyber crimer
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People who forget to eat are amazing to me. I miss one meal and I’m burning bridges with immediate family members. I miss two that’s organ failure, total body and mind shutdown by the end of one calendar day
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Reading BBC News about the heat wave and it just randomly includes, "Warnings were also issued for people to be careful around water after at least five people died in and around water over the past two days," and it makes it sound like water in general has become haunted.
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if you’re hot, they’re hot. bring them inside
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If a door has been smashed in bits and you call some one to repair it, you would not simply tell the guy "yeah the door is broken" and say shit like "yeah idk it just doesn't open as well as it did."
Yet for the past 5 years as a IT guy it's basically every call and ticket I get
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#2: Edit your PDFs online with Sejda.
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sejda.com does it all for you for free.
Simply upload your pdf + make changes right away.
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A woman in the Walmart book aisle just told me she wishes Nora Roberts and Danielle Steel would write more books and I just don’t know what to say to that.
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World War III is going to start on February 23.
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Covid has fully convinced me that we would still be working during a zombie apocalypse
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Sure, Matt, but they also keep the bakecase clean and maintain the very facility where they store your ready-made sandwich and muffin, so maybe consider tipping *some*thing. twitter.com/matthew2point0
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"Quality" and "give up reading" are mutually exclusive.
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Would you give up reading forever if it guaranteed 5 added quality years to your life? 
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when a non binary person come up to me acting like they know me
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*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me
Dentist: for the love of God just floss
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NEW: The value of the federal minimum wage is at its lowest point in 66 years.
After the longest period in history without an increase, the minimum wage today is worth 27% less than 13 years ago—and 40% less than in 1968.
Congress must #RaiseTheWage. epi.org/blog/the-value
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