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    phil‏ @PhilJamesson 4 Nov 2020

    phil Retweeted Right Wing Watch

    on the one hand, the math looks very good for joe biden to win. on the other, she hears victory in the corridors of heavenhttps://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1324175651515949056 …

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    Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White is currently leading an impassioned prayer service in an effort to secure Trump's reelection. pic.twitter.com/hCSRh84d6g
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    7:31 PM - 4 Nov 2020
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    • Burning Eleck oneyun Deborah Behan WanderPanic sleepy demon pangzai fan cereal for dessert PO-TAY-TOES ⭐🌈
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      2. phil‏ @PhilJamesson 4 Nov 2020

        why would heaven have corridors

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      3. phil‏ @PhilJamesson 4 Nov 2020

        im truly exhausted from the day but ive been truly invigorated by this lady yelling about angelic reinforcements arriving from south america to help donald trump win pennsylvania

        6 replies 6 retweets 306 likes
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      2. Natalie Walker‏ @nwalks 4 Nov 2020
        Replying to @PhilJamesson

        We CAN’T forget about the abundance of rain

        2 replies 0 retweets 191 likes
      3. phil‏ @PhilJamesson 4 Nov 2020
        Replying to @nwalks

        (with no sense of rhythm whatsoever) for angels are being released right now

        2 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
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      2. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Nickmas‏ @nickeldoodle 4 Nov 2020
        Replying to @PhilJamesson

        oh cool just like jonestown but without the matching outfits

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. phil‏ @PhilJamesson 4 Nov 2020
        Replying to @nickeldoodle @onetricktofani

        [raising glass to lips as a tear slides down my face] i hear the sound of victory

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Lau R. Griffin‏ @TheGreatSurf 4 Nov 2020
        Replying to @PhilJamesson

        honestly didn't think it was possible for a human being to be on this much cocaine and not die

        0 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
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      1. Connors‏ @detvicon 4 Nov 2020
        Replying to @PhilJamesson

        When she said 'strike and strike and strike and strike' i felt that

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Feenickz5 Twitch‏ @ttvFeenickz5 4 Nov 2020
        Replying to @PhilJamesson

        and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike and strike

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