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award-winning comedian. the awards i won were for other stuff though

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    phil‏ @PhilJamesson 22 Jan 2020

    goku and vegeta aren't "yelling." they're super saying

    3:47 PM - 22 Jan 2020
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      1. phil‏ @PhilJamesson 23 Jan 2020

        if you want three hundred strangers to tell you they want to kill you, i highly recommend having a wordplay tweet go viral

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      1. Steve walked 26 miles‏ @chompmancobra 22 Jan 2020
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      1. Joom #BLM‏ @oobleejay 22 Jan 2020
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        We need tshirts immediately.

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      1. Timmy Holt‏ @AvatarOdin 22 Jan 2020
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        I retweeted this in hopes that you would get the satisfaction you need to never make a pun like this again

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      1. Dan‏ @FearTheUnown 22 Jan 2020
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        Ironic how some random comedian made a DB: Kakarot reference before Gamer President Ace Watkins could

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      1. Adam Cerious‏ @Browtweaten 22 Jan 2020
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        Phillip.

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      1. Nickferatu‏ @nickeldoodle 22 Jan 2020
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        boo

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      1. Jesus  🇲🇽‏ @ImYourrJesus 22 Jan 2020
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        @Taliehoe I'm sure you would appreciate this

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