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#COVID19Aus #NightTerrace
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@PetraElliott
Actor. Singer. She’s #petrasexual cabaret, co-host of #DoctorWho podcast, & Sue in (BBC radio4extra). Season 3 coming Suen.
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Made the bed: fresh sheets and trying out a new mattress topper, hoping it’ll give me some solid sleep.
If I don’t tweet for days, it’s coz I’m having the sleep of fairytales
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When people ask you if you watched that new show yet and you’re like, no I’ve been rewatching shows I’ve seen a million times because they’re like a warm, comforting hug, and I’m not emotionally equipped to take on new info at this time.
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Not trying to summon self-pity here, fyi. Just showing solidarity to the OG tweet and give a +1 to solo dates
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Starting with whatever 5 letter word I hear on the radio at the time of playing is a strategy that works sometimes.
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Eating a pizza and having a glass of wine by my self after work coz I have no friends.
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Taking myself to see Nope because I have no friends
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Total bop, in case you were wondering.
It turns out #Duets can lead to some really fun stuff.
Devon Cole - W.I.T.C.H.
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Finally saw Hamilton. I know Jayne would’ve loved it. I wish she was still with us to unpack it and do a post show debrief with. Very much miss her.
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Matt Blatt online have been taken over by which means their customer service when things go wrong is now non-existent.
Order at your own peril.
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I’m probably really late in saying this, but The Cruel Sea are a bunch of phenomenal musicians and the fact I can pick the songs with just a bar of the intro makes that drummer a god.
Why yes, they did make up the majority of yesterdays road trip jams, why do you ask?
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Cat woke me with her chaos at 5am, and I knew I needed more sleep but it took an hour and half of being awake before I fell back to slumber. When my alarm went off…
…sleeping peacefully.
Ca(n)ts.
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Twitter adding a feature but not actually announcing it in a way that everyone knows it exists until the feed fills with people’s snarky tweets about the feature is just so fucking twitter.
#TwitterCircle
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having a twitter circle is like having hostages in your basement but no one's coming to rescue them .
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a couple of days left to add your details to this ~
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a bunch of audio producers have been working with our union in so-called australia – @withMEAA – to compile a podcast/radio industry survey, so we have data as a campaigning tool for better rates and conditions. take the survey or share it here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI
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I think the most noble form of work is to get told about the quirks in the system that can be leveraged into a ton of money, and then taking advantage of those quirks. To say that I should be taxed on the money that I make from that critical labor is frankly immoral.
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And this is why I avoid cooking
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OMG. The Chantoozies playing . It was the first cassette I ever owned. 9 year old me would be very excited. Might have to get along.
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Shopping for a mattress topper and I’m doing my head in trying to decide. There’s so many options! Have you found one you love? Or even found one to avoid?
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For those who know their Schitt, this is incredible.
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Schitt's Creek but make it an 80s Vampire movie 
#SchittsCreek #TheLostBoys @danjlevy @RealKiefer
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The best way to finish a remote gig…
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2 men, gesturing to seats next to me. “Mind if we sit here?”
Me: “Not at all”.
*starts talking about children and football*
Me: *instant regret*
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Problem is I’m an arty/crafty bitch who doesn’t prioritise actually making art/craft, so I keep all these weird random things thinking I’ll use them for projects and arghhhhh I never/rarely do
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This is exactly how I needed to start my day
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Yesterday, I used the old, “This marble table is often taken for granite.” When you’re in it for the groans, what’s your go-to pun?
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Just finished watching Escape Room on Netflix. Holy schmebus what a mind fuck that was.
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It’s interesting how many conservative Christians are angry about student loan forgiveness when their savior literally died on a cross to cancel their debts.
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WHYYYYY do I come up with my best show development ideas right before I go to bed.
Stupid brain.
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Laying down here and now that the greatest line I have ever improvised in a film was…
“You could certainly damage some nitwits”.
My hair straightener has an error message, WTF? How is that even a thing?
Discovering this an hour before needing to be out the door for a gig is not the vibe I needed today.
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I love that I just remembered this exists. It’s a delight.
Hamilton - Opening Number Homage to Sweeney Todd
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Me: I’ll just have a coffee in bed before starting the housework.
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And to add insult to injury, they’ll charge an extra 1% to pay the refund back to the card they charged it from.
Oh, Petra needs her coffee before she deals with this fuckery
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Yikes. Well I got burned by a transaction. Bought a hat that still hasn’t shown up after a month. Thanks to the currency conversion it’s meant I’ve lost $15. So much for Buyer Protection, and so much for supporting business directly.
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Let's rock 'n' roll, Mr. Garland! 
#LockHimUpYesterday #NewVideo
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Also the comment ‘people are loving the theatre because it’s not Netflix,’ really resonated with me. I was one of the rare few who didn’t 💯vibe on Dorian Gray. After 2 years of nothing but screens, I want to go to the theatre for the human element. Still a top notch show, tho.
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A very interesting read, particularly for producers.
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Those superb people at are looking for a new CEO – and let me tell you, this is one of the great roles in the arts! If you're passionate about developing, supporting and promoting the work of young writers from all over Australia, read on:
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