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@PeterW_1974

Husband. Experienced Apiarist (Beekeeper). I like sports and grilling on my deck. DM for info.

Joined March 2018
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Apr 2018

    This is the swan that’s been on the attack each day. At the 4 second mark you’ll see it lunge for me.

    128 replies 408 retweets 5,236 likes
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  2. 7 Dec 2018

    No way. Nuh-uh.

    Dear Santa ...
    17 replies 32 retweets 1,031 likes
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  3. 6 Dec 2018

    A family film? Doubtful! You can’t just FIND your virginity again. It’s gone.

    16 replies 266 retweets 1,780 likes
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  4. 30 Nov 2018

    Absolutely not.

    43 replies 151 retweets 2,197 likes
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  5. 25 Nov 2018

    Absolutely not.

    Tomorrow on . My conversation with on all things and the one who won’t take no for an answer ...
    9 replies 11 retweets 478 likes
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  6. 23 Nov 2018

    I have a feeling this will still contain quite a few richard jokes.

    0:58
    It’s not kidnapping. I like to think of it as, “unsolicited location enhancement.”
    52 replies 962 retweets 12,777 likes
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  7. 28 Jul 2018

    Absolutely not.

    Go Swans
    22 replies 126 retweets 2,746 likes
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  8. 9 Jul 2018

    My love scene is in this version.

    49 replies 407 retweets 3,459 likes
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  9. 8 Jun 2018

    Where did you get this image? Is it or did I really do this?

    Move over Captain Marvel, Peter is on his way - -
    55 replies 575 retweets 5,961 likes
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  10. 1 Jun 2018

    My fearless devotion is reserved for

    The way jumps out of the helicopter in is pretty much a metaphor for my life
    14 replies 44 retweets 800 likes
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  11. 1 Jun 2018

    That’s not me. This is obvious

    Had to snap a pic with at London’s
    13 replies 52 retweets 1,084 likes
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  12. 1 Jun 2018

    The only thing I’m allergic to is fear. And peeled fruits. Can’t even talk about lactose.

    Hey I think we went to high school together! Aren't you the guy who was allergic to bees and water-foul? You went into anaphylactic shock at our prom by the lake? Remember ?
    14 replies 84 retweets 1,524 likes
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  13. 1 Jun 2018

    How much milk of magnesia is allowed in a checked bag?

    Will you be traveling with an unusual item? Use the "What Can I Bring" search on for info on packing:
    13 replies 33 retweets 599 likes
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  14. 23 May 2018

    Replying to @VancityReynolds
    I don't know why I made this, but I don't regret it.
    21 replies 172 retweets 2,203 likes
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  15. 23 May 2018

    .

    70 replies 514 retweets 4,002 likes
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  16. 22 May 2018

    Mustachioed member of the X-Force, , (mistakenly) breaks his silence to discuss teaming up with , aka Wade Wilson, in , and doing his part to help save the world.
    19 replies 213 retweets 2,769 likes
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  17. 21 May 2018

    Me, pictured with Susan and her trainer Gus. These two go at it hard and it shows.

    81 replies 211 retweets 3,369 likes
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  18. 21 May 2018

    I weighed my mustache this morning. 3 grams. (Dry)

    34 replies 199 retweets 2,176 likes
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  19. 21 May 2018

    Khakis won’t cut it for the next X-Force mission. Susan is making me some thigh-high boots. For butt kicking.

    48 replies 389 retweets 4,616 likes
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  20. Retweeted
    21 May 2018

    Success isn't something given, it's something earned. So go out there, work hard, and make your dreams come true!

    2 replies 90 retweets 410 likes
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  21. 20 May 2018

    It’s good to bee alive.

    232 replies 1,414 retweets 11,765 likes
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