this is a nightmare masquerading as a feel good fantasy. Well done! 
Imagine a game where you create your own magical calendar for your character, if you so desire you can make every day your birthday etc
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So, if you make every day the day you die, does that make you a zombie?
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...okay...doing that...nothing is happening though...maybe imagine a game where you get a present for your birthday now?
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My character's calendar would be missing all Mondays. Tue-Fri as well. Lets just keep weekends. :)
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