I'm surprised this page isn't the real Peter Molyneux. These tweets are gold
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I have somehow followed this account for years without realizing it's wasn't actually him (until just now). For years I've been reading every tweet, shaking my head, and saying "Ohhhh Molyneux."
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Twitch Plays Pottery. Next.
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Future DLC: Play as Patrick Swayze’s ghost.
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This is just every MOBA
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@LarryBundyJr how come you're not subscribed to this twitter? -
Because this Peter Molyneux tells the truth.
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Molydeaux, you've created a Twitch sensation here.
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Thanks for the game idea, sucker! Now, to learn how to make games...
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Nothing but penises
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Vision: "Imagine a 10 person multiplayer where you each control a finger on a couple of hands and together you sculpt beautiful creations with clay". Reality: You sculpt what looks like a piece of shit which has been handled. Every. Time.https://twitter.com/PeterMolydeux/status/1003085130859245569 …
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My last orgy
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I can only imagine how many malformed penises would be sculpted in this game
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Go home
@PeterMolydeux you’re drunkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Looks boring and messy. Lots of dildos will be made also
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How many marijuanas did this take to come up with?
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Clever, though I think 99% of the games will amount to people seeing how lewd they can make hands look.pic.twitter.com/Dg6g2mZgeW
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LFG No thumbs!
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