I think the important thing to remember is all the good twitter has done. I’ll start:
Peter Calloway
@PeteCalloway
Writer. One of the monkeys that didn’t type out the complete works of Shakespeare.
Los Angeles, CAJoined March 2009
Peter Calloway’s Tweets
I don’t know who needs to hear this but today I read an article about an explorer that said a crisis is an adventure you haven’t accepted. I like that.
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What? No honey, it definitely wasn’t me. The kids must’ve eaten them. No really. I have no idea what happened to all the fruit leathers.
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So let me see if I understand.
Modern fashion is simultaneously short tight shorts but also baggy pants?
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It just occurred to me: Biden HAD to wait to forgive student loan debt until after Manchin had agreed to the IRA, didn’t he?
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There aren’t many hills I’d die on but
GOLF IS NOT A SPORT
Is one of them.
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I enjoy doing online tests to see if I’m a narcissist because the questions are all about me
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As this is a definitive, scientifically accurate poll, I will be letting my wife know I won and that she owes me a coke.
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Hey internet, please settle a debate between my wife and me. What does this text mean?
“The kids are having dinner with [family friend] wanna order dinner for us?”
Show this poll
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Hey internet, please settle a debate between my wife and me. What does this text mean?
“The kids are having dinner with [family friend] wanna order dinner for us?”
- Will YOU order dinner?69.2%
- Should we eat just us 2?30.8%
13 votesFinal results
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How do guys like Josh Hawley or Kevin McCarthy not understand? There is no loyalty. They are the next Pence. The next target. History is LITTERED with the bodies of the people that worked to install authoritarian states.
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To the people who go up to speak and public and lead with: "I guess I should've prepared something huh" that's just... *chef's kiss*
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Do you all think it's overkill to postmates a single bag of M&M's to my office? No answers only.
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Please no one tell my wife there is simply no way the neon orange powdered cheese in Annie’s mac and cheese is organic.
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We’ve been watching Daniel Tiger make banana swirl for years. Today I actually made it and it’s fucking delicious. 10/10 would recommend
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(David Attenborough voice): And here we have the middle aged white man in his natural environment: riding a cacophonous motorcycle whilst blasting Guns N’ Roses.
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Here's their goal:
1) Make abortion illegal
2) Make contraceptives illegal
3) Access to either is for the wealthy
4) Keeping the poor poor
5) And generally oppressing women
6) So they can keep power
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May the overturn of Roe galvanize the left the way Roe galvanized the right.
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Look. I love blue cheese. But keep it the fuck away from my buffalo wings, alright?
Would you look at that! SHADOW DOCTOR was nominated for an award: the for best adult fiction.
bit.ly/egl-awards-fin
Congratulations
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Oh it’s just me sitting here at 7 in the morning watching Bluey and crying.
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If you haven't had a chance to get A Calculated Man on your pull list, now's the time, in light of the series announcement! Here's some "behind the scenes" looks from the first issue, prior to coloring. multiversitycomics.com/news/calculate
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In a business that’s almost always: no, nah, not for us, we have something similar, not the right fit, we like it but we’re passing… it’s nice to get a yes.
I’m excited to bring it to the screen. Go check out the book!
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Hulu Lands Graphic Novel ‘A Calculated Man’; Series From Peter Calloway & AfterShock Media In The Works deadline.com/2022/05/hulu-g
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Today I saw a car with a sticker on the back window that said “AIDS ON BOARD” and for a solid minute I thought: good for you for being open and destigmatizing a disease.
And then I got closer and realized the A was a K and that I need to get my eyes checked
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Muffins, ranked:
Lemon poppy
Banana
English
Little Miss
Every other muffin
Blueberry
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Me, gets notes: ah, okay, that change shouldn't take long to implement.
Me, days later: it took a long time to implement.
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That sound you just heard was a moan of ecstasy from
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We will be temporarily closing all restaurants and pausing all operations in Russia. Click to read the message from our CEO in its entirety: McD.to/6014KguQ8
Here's an interview with SHADOW DOCTOR creator and yours truly from the 'Black History Month: Comic Arts Against Erasure' event this past weekend! youtu.be/mh95D_6I8_A
#georgesjeanty #kabalounge #shadowdoctor #BlackHistoryMonth #bhm2022
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I’ll have you know my daughter just declared me the best dad in the universe of California.
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Keep it short. I mean, you gotta have a grab-you-by-the-throat teaser. And include all the characters, the pilot, the first season in detail, seasons 2&3, the themes. But make it tight! Oh, and can you also talk in depth about why it's relevant for today? In depth, but briefly.
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A (perhaps) unpopular opinion: I'm looking forward to a in-person writers room again; I don't think virtual rooms work as well
A (undoubtedly) popular opinion: But general meetings? Those can stay virtual FOREVER
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In Culver City, there’s a weekly newspaper delivered on Thursday that every house gets. You cannot not get it (we tried).
There is a woman that walks through our neighborhood and takes the rubber bands from every paper and I NEED TO KNOW WHY
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