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Peter Calloway
@PeteCalloway
Writer. One of the monkeys that didn’t type out the complete works of Shakespeare.
Los Angeles, CAJoined March 2009

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but today I read an article about an explorer that said a crisis is an adventure you haven’t accepted. I like that.
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As this is a definitive, scientifically accurate poll, I will be letting my wife know I won and that she owes me a coke.
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Hey internet, please settle a debate between my wife and me. What does this text mean? “The kids are having dinner with [family friend] wanna order dinner for us?”
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Hey internet, please settle a debate between my wife and me. What does this text mean? “The kids are having dinner with [family friend] wanna order dinner for us?”
  • Will YOU order dinner?
    69.2%
  • Should we eat just us 2?
    30.8%
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How do guys like Josh Hawley or Kevin McCarthy not understand? There is no loyalty. They are the next Pence. The next target. History is LITTERED with the bodies of the people that worked to install authoritarian states.
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(David Attenborough voice): And here we have the middle aged white man in his natural environment: riding a cacophonous motorcycle whilst blasting Guns N’ Roses.
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Here's their goal: 1) Make abortion illegal 2) Make contraceptives illegal 3) Access to either is for the wealthy 4) Keeping the poor poor 5) And generally oppressing women 6) So they can keep power
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In a business that’s almost always: no, nah, not for us, we have something similar, not the right fit, we like it but we’re passing… it’s nice to get a yes. I’m excited to bring it to the screen. Go check out the book!
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Hulu Lands Graphic Novel ‘A Calculated Man’; Series From Peter Calloway & AfterShock Media In The Works deadline.com/2022/05/hulu-g
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Today I saw a car with a sticker on the back window that said “AIDS ON BOARD” and for a solid minute I thought: good for you for being open and destigmatizing a disease. And then I got closer and realized the A was a K and that I need to get my eyes checked
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Keep it short. I mean, you gotta have a grab-you-by-the-throat teaser. And include all the characters, the pilot, the first season in detail, seasons 2&3, the themes. But make it tight! Oh, and can you also talk in depth about why it's relevant for today? In depth, but briefly.
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A (perhaps) unpopular opinion: I'm looking forward to a in-person writers room again; I don't think virtual rooms work as well A (undoubtedly) popular opinion: But general meetings? Those can stay virtual FOREVER
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In Culver City, there’s a weekly newspaper delivered on Thursday that every house gets. You cannot not get it (we tried). There is a woman that walks through our neighborhood and takes the rubber bands from every paper and I NEED TO KNOW WHY
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