Perry Block

@PerryBlock

Humorist seen in , Slackjaw, Funny Times, The Haven, more. My book "Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute" is at . You could do worse.

Havertown PA (Philly)
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Geregistreerd in september 2009
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  1. 11 aug.

    Kind of a shame what has happened to Andrew Cuomo. If his father Mario Cuomo knew about it, he'd be pontificating in his grave.

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  2. 22 jul.

    I have a unique talent: I can say "Smerconish" fast five times in a row! Can you?

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  3. 14 jul.

    Bill Cosby is planning a standup comeback. He & Rob Schneider will tour together. They're calling their tour "Delusional Comedy Jam."

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  4. 14 jul.

    Rob Schneider is ranting and raving that no one should take the COVID vaccine. No offense, Schneider, but if I want to take medical advice from an SNL alum who's an obnoxious right wing asshole, I'll call Dennis Miller.

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  5. 2 jul.

    Kind of ironic: Back in the day, Cosby played a secret agent on I Spy named Alexander Scott. And today he gets off Scott free.

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  6. 1 jul.

    So what do I see when I see Bill Cosby getting off? I Spy a travesty!

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  7. 6 jun.

    Don't wanna say I'm old, but for me to feel comfortable wearing ripped jeans anymore I have to be ripped to begin with.

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  8. 1 jun.

    Apparently Nikki Haley thinks the prefix "un" means "super," "superbly," or "far more than I am."

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  9. 1 jun.

    Don't wanna say our Phillies are lousy but from the looks of it the only hits they're getting must be in the dugout.

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  10. 31 mei

    How many versions of that "Nothing is Everything" jingle are there? Are they trying to write a complete Broadway musical without writing another song?

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  11. 31 mei

    Well, I'm in "The Haven" this morning. Everybody gotta be someplace .... "Do Dogs Really Bring Out The Best In Us Or Is The Little Girl In That Dog Food Commercial A Total Fraud?"

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  12. 31 mei

    I so didn't guess the actual murderer on "Mare of Easttown." No surprise. I never got the murderer right on "Columbo" either.

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  13. 30 mei

    Apparently Matt Gaetz likes girls even younger than his hero Trump. He doesn't grab 'em by the pussy, he likes to grab 'em by the umbilical cord.

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  14. 29 mei

    Apparently most Republicans suffer from insurrectile dysfunction.

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  15. 22 mei

    I never understand it when somebody writes a joke and then writes "LOL." Doesn't that mean you're laughing at your own joke? I would leave it up to you whether the joke is funny. If I wrote LOL on most of my jokes you'd probably write back "in your dreams!"

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  16. 17 mei

    Well, at long last people are beginning to take off their masks. My experience thus far? I say to many people I see "You look great!" And they say back to me "How 'bout those Phillies?" Isn't there a "Rule of Reciprocity" about these things?

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  17. 2 apr.

    Apparently Matt Gaetz likes girls even younger than his hero Trump. He likes to grab 'em by the umbilical cord.

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  18. 30 mrt.

    Don't wanna say I'm concerned about delays in the supply chain due to the Ever Given, but I was really hoping I'd never have to wipe my butt with the New York Times Real Estate Section again!

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  19. 29 mrt.

    Remember when this was the most extreme conspiracy making the rounds? Yep, I'm in the Haven.

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  20. 20 mrt.

    Got my first shot today. Just think: In three weeks I'm going from binge watching to binge drinking!

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