I figured out what was messing with my head, and have generated plan A, B and C to resolve the situation.
This should mean I am safe to be back on social media without blowing up at anyone, but please continue to let me know if I'm being the worst. 
Replying to @philsturgeon
you are Linus Torvalds, and I claim my $5M from the Linux Foundation.
1:56 AM - 29 Dec 2018
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