Michael T Martin

@PennyOnFloor

software engineer, AAA baseball groundskeeper, and former limo owner. I like chicken wings and beer.

Salt Lake City
Joined January 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Dec 2018

    I want my foreskin back.

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  2. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Only 5⃣0⃣ days until our first home game! RT if we'll see you there | 🐎🏈💪

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Disappointed that my dad didn’t make the 15 Finalists, but I’m not a quitter & neither is Cleveland. Thank you for your support. Class of 2020 - here we come! We’re going to take over Canton & show them how Cleveland does it! We’re just getting started...

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  4. Jan 3
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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 2
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  6. Jan 2

    Mean Gean and Super Dave? 2019 off to a rough start.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    Just think about it. A few years ago OSU embarrassed OU in Norman. Then Baker planted the flag in Columbus. Now Oklahomans and Ohioans are all basically nekkid in one huge hot tub. Life comes at you pretty fast.

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  8. Jan 2
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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Super Sky Point to Mean Gene Okerlund, the best interviewer in pro wrestling history. Mean “Wooooooo” Gene, we’ll miss you.

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  10. 31 Dec 2018

    Officially my best tweet of all time. Leaving 2018 on a high note.

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  11. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2018
    Replying to

    Fuck the wall, we want a foreskin to keep us safe at night!

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  13. 31 Dec 2018

    I bought myself slippers for xmas. Is that official old man status?

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  14. 30 Dec 2018
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    The NFL should change their pay structure for officials. They should start with a set amount per game, and then be reduced for each call they get wrong.

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  16. 30 Dec 2018

    I'm joking, calm down!

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  17. 30 Dec 2018

    Browns should have drafted Lamar.

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  18. 29 Dec 2018

    Oklahoma looks horribly outmatched. 😮

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  19. 29 Dec 2018

    Just when I thought I couldn't dislike this guy anymore, he goes and tops himself again.

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  20. 28 Dec 2018
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