Richard Gaywood

@PenLlawen

Embittered veteran coder. Tech blogger (, ex-), cook (), dog owner. Often joking. I work at Google Play but views are all my own.

London
http://richardgaywood.com
Joined June 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 27

    Programming is the best career if you like shouting WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU DOING at computers many times a day, but actually it's your fault.

    3,202 retweets 4,855 likes
  2. 15 hours ago

    “Served on remote-controlled fishing boat.” (The restaurant has a huge water feature, sort of a model lake…) /cc

    2 likes
  3. Oct 16

    90% of my DMs with are sharing tweets with cute dog pics/videos. (The other 10% consist of saying "awww.") Best Twitter.

    1 like
  4. Oct 15

    This is surely a very poor investment at this point in the election cycle.

    Man who wishes women couldn't vote gives $1.25 million to candidate who can only win if they don't
  5. Oct 15

    In hindsight: I wish I had included ’s next sentences on government, Silicon Valley & democracy. Come help us fix those systems .

    603 retweets 811 likes
  6. Oct 14

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW THIS WAS LITERALLY AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE WTF HOLY SHIT

    11,666 retweets 16,584 likes
  7. 5 Nov 2013

    I have closed the tickets that were in JIRA which you probably thought were critical bugs excuse me it works as intended will not fix

    219 retweets 217 likes
  8. Oct 14

    Here's my update, Laurence: as a senior Java developer living in London, I still don't care about junior PHP roles in Bristol and Bath.

    4 likes
  9. Oct 14

    Now this is good - Boris Johnson on the plunging pound in 2008. HT

    55 retweets 31 likes
  10. Oct 13

    : "In 1989 no one was groped" "In 1990 no one was groped" "In 1991 no one was groped" "In 1992 someone was groped"

    24 retweets 39 likes
  11. Oct 13

    From the law firm of Oh & Snap

    NYT responds to Trump re: cease and desist
    716 retweets 1,439 likes
  12. Oct 13

    I wonder if there's any negative downside to Brexit, at all, that the Leave campaigners would accept full responsibility for.

  13. Oct 13

    My old MP, here. ::long look to camera::

    So Unilever using Marmite prices to punish us for Brexit. toast-spread fight back starts here. From now on It's Aussie made Vegemite for me.
    1 retweet 1 like
  14. Oct 13

    Re: the spluttering outrage about Marmite... odd how many people must have been sick the day they taught capitalism at Libertarian School.

    2 likes
  15. Oct 12 City of London, London

    Tesco should source their products from Uniremainer instead.

    598 retweets 750 likes
  16. Oct 12

    Well, we've sure had a lot of fun projecting electoral maps today. [turns to camera 2] But you know what's not fun? The Mercator proje

    153 retweets 458 likes
  17. Oct 12

    Rush Limbaugh complains that "the left" considers non-consensual sexual acts to be rape. Also, the dictionary. 

    Rush EXPOSES us! "Consent" is the "magic" that makes a sex act OK to liberals. Without, we call the "rape police."!!
    21 retweets 20 likes
  18. Oct 12

    here's what the electoral map would look like if we had four political parties none of which won two adjacent states

    2,322 retweets 5,037 likes
  19. Oct 12

    Once I extricated myself from the queue and assorted dark looks, the Watch started working again a few seconds later.

  20. Oct 12

    I assume this was related to the fact that my Watch was stone dead when I put it on this morning. Needed a hard reboot.

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