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Yo, brozzz, check out my tour dates
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Seeing @PaulyShore in April in DC. Does the Weasel do meet and greets!?
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Of course we bring everyone we can back. as Max, as Goofy, as PJ, Jim Cummings as Pete, as Bobby, and we bring back Roxanne. Of course we end the movie at a reunion concert with as Powerline!
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Ohhhh man ! Going for a simple vibe
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Anyone want to make $250?
The Crustys are releasing our first album later this year, entitled "CRUSTOPOLIS VOL. 1", and we need your help making the cover art.
To enter, pick ONE photo from this link and send your design to paulyrants@gmail.com!
shorturl.at/os248
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There is an alternate universe where Marjorie Taylor Greene is just "the crazy lady in American Flag clothes from 'that outdoor living show' on YouTube" and I definitely think she'd be happier and more likable in that role.
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My love !
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And you will never be truthful! twitter.com/santos4congres…
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Boom ! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
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Hire me! I’m very good at my job, I’m newswire fast and accurate and I believe in a fun workspace. Too many people dislike their job. Make it fun and you increase production, creativity and reduce operational costs associated with training and turn over.
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With 's #TheWhale currently on screens – we've decided to honour Brendan Fraser with a lil Brenaissance mini-arc, kicking off with 1992's ENCINO MAN aka California Man, starring Fraser, & !
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Back on the road again! Thank you United Center for treating me like a champ! Love you all!
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Boom dawg !
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Ok.. If you missed the 50th Anniversary Hip Hop Tribute at last nights Grammy Awards. Here’s the whole thing! 
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Das coco t bro !
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Lol… I love how the white dude looked at me then took time to check Coco out…. I TOTALLY understand.. 
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Handsome !
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If you haven't seen #BlackwaterBlues @bwbluestv with @JasonPLondon watch and share here--
#murder #mystery #deepsouth
youtu.be/N0v5VEEOLac
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See ya there !
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Replying to @PaulyShore @SandyDanto and @HyenasComedyTX
I’ll be at the Dallas 10:30 show!!!!!
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Hey, Texas — I’ll be in Fort Worth and Dallas this weekend! Come see me and my buddy , dooodz!
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@PaulyShore Can’t wait to see you for the first time in Dallas this weekend. Do you by chance do Meet and Greets after the show?
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Omgggggg! Your cray cray broozzz
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Creepiest social application has to be Venmo. Like why do I wanna see what my friends paid random people for random shit…but I be checkin…i know a code word when i see one… 
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My custom phone case arrived. I’m so happy how it turned out. I added photos from comedy show and where my husband and I met him & got his autograph. Such a fun night. #paulyshore
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What bout da weiz !?
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Rob doesn't age man...
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Bad ass !
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Just me in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba with the great men and women of our @USArmy @USNavy & @usairforce
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Not kool bro !
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Many thanks to the great for joining us
to speak with the students.
It was a masterclass in comedy and show biz from one of the very best. He was incredibly generous with his time. Hilarious, inspiring, and insightful.
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Happy birthday to my guy hope you have a great day bro. Had to show love by dropping a video where I shout out some of your movies, nicknames and catchphrases
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Since I’ll be in Atlanta just before this show I need to get my pic w/the Weasel!
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It was really good, loved all the references. He even mentions the comedy store 🤙🏼 Happy Birthday!
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Haha thank you
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Shout out to , my boy from back east at Coney Island, for creating this old school birthday rap to me! 💥 Love you buddy.
#curseofinferno #encinoman #soninlaw #entourage #agoofymovie #biodome #18again #juryduty #guesthouse
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