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    Paul Rudnick‏Verified account @PaulRudnickNY 19 Mar 2021

    Madame Tussaud's in San Antonio had to remove the wax Trump figure because visitors kept punching it in the face. A security guard reports, "Sometimes we'd have to tell Melania, 'enough already.'" The Putin and Kim Jong Un figures have microchips which hiss, "Hit him again"pic.twitter.com/uQQX6ZDNOm

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    • Edwin Melendez Etcetera = etc. P Enblom SadCat Helene Adamson Kotu Meidas_Robin🐶🐱#MeidasMighty Caroline #BoycottNRA🚫 ViewFrom14thFlr
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      1. John Daniel 🎙️‏ @jdaniel3636 19 Mar 2021
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        You forgot to mention what an angry patron did with their cordless soldering iron.

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      1. Peewee’sMom‏ @MomPeewee 19 Mar 2021
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        Why does it give me hope that this happened in Texas?

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      1. William Baldwin Young‏ @Bamps99293437 19 Mar 2021
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        That looks rather more like George Plimpton than DJT.

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      1. Lauren McCoy (her/she/nestle/cadbury)‏ @alissa914g 24 Mar 2021
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        Took me a while to realize where I saw the guy who this looks like. It doesn't look like Trump at all. It looks like the guy from the Intellivision commercials:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT35dRJ9WrA …

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