Everyone who commented they would dispense Pez because it's a Pez dispenser has a toenail collection hidden in a box behind a small door in the basement.
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Tears
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Guitar melodies
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Trick question! PEZ!
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Where can I buy one???
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Fuckin’ delicious candy that tastes better than chalk, dude.
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Chocolate truffles. Because when isn’t life better with chocolate truffles?
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Tea bags.
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