Paul Barach

Loom is an outdated fabric technology & also a thing disaster does

Are there people who actually think Walking Dead is a good show, or are there just people who watch it?

Quiet Riot: American Version Quite Right: British Version

[Pearly Gates] ST PETER: ...and this was your life *montage of me staring at iPhone SP: Paul! *still staring at phone ME: it's on youtube!

#dreamlastnight got a job at a weed shop run by harsh asian lady then left to find where I kept hearing "X Gon' Give It To Ya" blasting from

"Have you lost weight?" -Complement "Have you lost? Wait..." -Competition

"I'll have the special" "Every order is special" -Montessori diner

I'm pretty well informed for a powerless dolt

"Can make myself impossibly huge" is listed somewhere on Tom Hardy's resume.

#LastNightsDream Was helping Alan Alda reboot MASH. He was ninety, but somehow with makeup he pulled off being 30 again

Old car at the Stanley Hotel #writing #theshining #writer #colorado #stephenking @ Stanley Hotel https://www.instagram.com/p/BD7JHehKhNR/ 

Elk at Rocky Mountain National Park #colorado #hikingadventures #hiking #wildlife @ Rocky… https://www.instagram.com/p/BD6NY8aqhCu/ 

When asked in first grade what I wanted to be when I grew up, I wrote down "Pterodactyl" I succeeded, but hated the hours.

Yes, I did enter the jungle of a board game to exploit the land and enrich myself, but I believe in Jumanjifest Destiny.

Sunset in #Denver #trees @ Punch Bowl Social - Denver https://www.instagram.com/p/BD4bgXRqhBj/ 

Hamlet: MY FATHER WAS MURDERED Ophelia: My dad was also murdered Hamlet: .. Ophelia: By you Hamlet: Can you like fuck off to whore school

Dear News Media: "Millenials" were born from '82 on. We're not spoiled children. We're adults struggling in a ruined economy.

@PaulBarach I don't get paid either, but that hasn't stopped the courts from labeling me a 'chronic masturbator.' #DoWhatYouLove

#WhyWeCantTakeYouAnywhere You're a firearm