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Wow my tweets have gotten awful. Follow @bonercount instead if you want funny (but they can still eat shit for stealing my thunder).
Me: so I think that tonight Imma to jerk it and go to sleep Me: seems like a solid plan Dessimat0r: ur dick is gonna be solid Me: already is
Fish tacos for lunch! Fish tacos in my mouth! Fish! Taco!
1 retweetMy #boner is unconcerned with current events, and keeps on doing its thing. Damn it, have some tact will you?
Pillowchests, man.
What a horrible night to have a curse
I'm the creator of Regular Show and the voice of Mordecai, which is just my regular voice. Hmm, Hmm!
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Ay gurl u must be a korean mmo cuz id grind u all day long
5 retweets 2 favoritesSometimes when I'm bored at work I give myself #boners with my thoughts and see how long I can maintain it. Current record is 3 hours.
Jump on me druid staff and play with me lucky charms.
1 retweetEh.
Ay gurl you must be the konami code 'cause with u I feel like I could go 30 times
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