This backfires terribly when your heart begins to race and hurt.
My current plan is to continuously drink coffee until I become happy, or dead.
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That's a terrible plan. I think I'll join you.
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Isn't this the same thing?
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Or so jittered up you can't tell the difference :P
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me: don't talk to me until I've had my coffee Person: you drink coffee? Me: no
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coffee leads to energy, which leads to social interaction, which leads to stress and unhappiness. Stop drinking coffee
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horrible plan, but whatever makes you happy. Have you a moment to speak about our lord and savior, "Sleep" ?
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Naps are another very valid option. Nap until happy or dead.
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That sounds dangerously like drinking ten five hour energy drinks for 50 hours of continuous energy.
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Which version of hedonism is that?
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