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Maybe I’ve been in LA for a week and am becoming celebrity rights / Ellen pilled, but there’s a version of being happy a lady celebrity you like has let their face be the shape you prefer without tweeting about it like she was released from gitmo. You can just think things.
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Me too I also did that
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Florence Pugh debuts shaved head at the #MetGala twitter.com/cravemedia_/st…
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The weirdest thing about this kind of performative moral superiority is that it just ends up reinforcing the idea that "homeless/mentally people can be disconcerting/inconvenient presences" and "it's ok to murder homeless/mentally ill people in cold blood" are the same thing twitter.com/RoeGraceM/stat
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Is it tragic or sweet that I think The Grove is the most beautiful place I’ve ever been in my entire life. Have never left America if that’s not clear 🙏🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏴☠️
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The 2023 White House Correspondents Dinner:
Sen. Chuck Schumer and Julia Fox
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“Oh, and just so you know” is such crazy copy lmao. “And *FYI*, faggot? This has nothing to do with us”
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Its just Jill doing The Reverse Little Rascal (no trench coat/ knees in shoes)
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I love when a crazy person is screaming in the subway, and everyone’s reaction is to crane their next to get a better look. The man is peeing on a Shucked poster and half the car is like “ok but what is he saying?? Can’t quite make it out…”
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watch her release another funereal lullaby for this
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Rihanna to voice Smurfette in the next ‘SMURFS’ movie.
She will also record brand new original music for the film.
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Does pwesident biden plan to live thwough a second tewrm?
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How did Peacock let Jury Duty, the most peacock show of all time, slip through their feathers?
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Kerri’s publicists (?) on The Diplomat are named Huma and Pippa…what are the odds. That’s all I’d ever talk about. You’ll never believe this, but the two ladies I’m working with rn are named Huma and Pippa
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Austin Butler will be bald in DUNE PART TWO. #CinemaCon
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Always makes me laugh that this was my last tweet before the insurrection
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Now why am I in it
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this really just shows how irrelevant modern cable tv has become. 3.5 million viewers, while great for 2023, would have placed his show around the 116th most watched program of 2002, right around Whose Line Is It Anyway and just behind Smallville. no one cares anymore twitter.com/RobertKennedyJ…
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Hennessy on my lips, take a little sip.
Privacy on the door, Imma make the shit grip
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Thought a cute boy was following me on Letterbox but it once again turned out to be a picture of Hillary Swank
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It survived 😓
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Easier for a Camel to Go Through the Eye of a Needle than for patchnavillus to not spill a little coffee on his vintage Clinton Gore Victory 96’ Tee
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NEW: MSNBC has parted ways with the hacker who wrote the homophobic posts on Joy Reid's blog
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Don Lemon, Tucker Carlson…someone PLZ check if Betty White is still alive 😤
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Neither can live while the other survives
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Evil Dead tore. As silly as it is grotesque. Every character is enby. The Final Girl is a toddler. MF Doom sticker. Bed sheet ghost. A love letter to the type of girly who dies her hair that color red, you know the one. Now where the heck did I park my meat grinder 😤
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The deranged regal ad should mix in one truly nuts quote like something from Nymphomaniac
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Easier for a Camel to Go Through the Eye of a Needle than for patchnavillus to not spill a little coffee on his vintage Clinton Gore Victory 96’ Tee
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To all of my older Star Wars followers, and mutuals what was it like seeing this on the big screen back in 1999?
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