Pat Dussault

@PatDussault

TV writer. Snack enthusiast. I’m not for everyone.

Joined March 2009

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  1. 16 hours ago

    Imagine an orgy that could break into an all-out street brawl at any second, and you have literally every dog park.

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  2. Sep 7

    “But, like, what if WE’RE the artificial intelligence...?”

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  3. Retweeted
    Sep 7

    PAPA: Elon, Elon ELON: Yes, papa? PAPA: Smoking weeds? ELON: No, papa. PAPA: Making frowns? ELON: No, papa. PAPA: Open your webcam. ELON:

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  4. Sep 6

    22 Minutes was my first full-on TV gig. I showed up in Halifax not knowing anyone and feeling very intimidated. The kindness and support Shaun showed me from the get-go made all the difference. Congrats on a truly excellent run. Can’t wait to see what comes next.

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  5. Sep 4
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  6. Sep 3

    Legislate naps and I swear to god we'll put a man on Mars.

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  7. Sep 2

    Incredibly, "Exploding Truck" was already Axe Body Spray's most popular fragrance.

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  8. Jun 20

    Complete text of my apology to Donald Trump, Jr. and his family.

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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 19

    Here’s what Canada should say: “We believe that taking children from their parents is wrong. It is inhumane and cruel. We condemn it unconditionally, no matter where or who is doing it.” The fact that Trudeau can’t - or won’t - say this is a failure of leadership and morality.

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  10. Retweeted
    Jun 20

    Please share. This is happening. As the granddaughter of holocaust survivors, I urge you to help get these stories out there. Thank you

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  11. Retweeted
    Jun 19

    29 years and nine months ago I registered to vote and became a member of The Republican Party which was founded in 1854 to oppose slavery and stand for the dignity of human life. Today I renounce my membership in the Republican Party. It is fully the party of Trump.

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  12. Jun 19

    Oh no! An illegal sneaker smuggling ring operating out of my car hold!

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  13. Jun 18

    J'esperi que les prennent Kotkaniemi,

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  14. Jun 18

    J'esperi the draft Kotkaniemi,

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  15. Jun 18

    Same offer applies to the , , and .

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  16. Jun 18

    I'll tell you what, if were to take all those separated families being held in Trump concentration camps, and bring them to live freely and together in Canada, he & the would have my vote in every election for the rest of my life.

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  17. Jun 16

    The Mariners play a beautiful brand of baseball that I hope the rest of the league learns to emulate. It is pure joy.

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  18. Jun 16

    A true must listen, and easily the finest, most important work of my dear friend 's career.

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  19. Jun 16

    Even the NDP has fewer left-wingers than the .

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  20. Jun 16

    The first time I saw perform was 2005 (!), and my immediate reaction was, "this guy is the most naturally funny comic I've ever seen." Flash forward to 2018 and my opinion has not changed.

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