Every piece of advice that somebody gives to Ross about Rachel is fucking terribly incorrect. Also, he's a horrid person and I'll be shocked if anybody actually likes him as a character. He's a complete arsehole.
Ross chooses to be a loser. Fucking incel. Would like to point out that the "involuntary" part of "incel" is entirely voluntary. Incels aren't attractive because women can tell that they're passive-aggressive misogynists. Being that is a choice. Feeling attraction is not.
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I like this poker episode. I once got addicted to the poker in the DLC of FFXIII-2 (shockingly not a shit game). Have 0 memory of how to play it. The rules aren't easy to remember. I had to learn them by trial + error. At first I resented the game insisting that I play poker.
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Matt Leblanc's hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes are always so beautiful.
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The only reason Ross has a social life at all is because his sister is loveable. If he wasn't hanging off of her aura, then he would be friendless except for other toxic dick'eads.
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Why did men in the 90s wear suits at least one size too big for them? I don't understand it. It looks bad. - I really like the "ugly naked guy doing thing that involves bending over and/or being in bad lighting" jokes. They're so fun.
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Phoebe is so pure. - Why is there a sofa in the boiler room at the bottom of the apartment building?
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As soon as I have money for something other than basic survival necessities, I need a haircut. My hair is naturally very thick and it gets knotted at the back horridly easily, so I usually keep it short. Also because it's too hot on my neck in summer. But I've never had layers.
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So maybe I should try something that's new to me. Maybe I should get a "The Rachel" haircut.
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So with this episode, there is a neighbour spying on them via telescope... I don't get why they don't shut the blinds/curtains, and call the police.
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Rachel and Barry are bad. They are cheating on Mindy and acting like it isn't even a thing. Fucking wot? I disapprove. >:|
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Oh my God, I nearly cried at Mindy and Rachel hugging and empathising with each other instead of having a catfight.


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God damn it. Got a spoiler for a Robin Williams film that I have not yet seen from watching Friends. Don't victim-blame me for watching Friends in 2018.
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Was a dickish thing of Chandler to do that Joseph Stalin thing to Joey. They're meant to be friends. >:|
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Man, Monica's arms are buff. I would like to have buff arms like that. She looks beautiful. Also, how old is a senior in high school in America? What age-range is that? Is it an eighteen year old?
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Oh my God, Joey has a balloon full of balloons! O.O I have never seen this before or even thought of it! Excited by the fact that this exists. :D
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They're bumming on about the unborn baby's possible name for 23 episodes. He is born. They name him the same name as my paedo Demon half-brother who, along with my scum mother, caused me C-PTSD for a decade. Fuck's sake.
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Hopefully the child isn't featured/mentioned a lot in the show after this. When I meet/know someone with that name in person, I deal with it by calling them their full name, or only their surname, to differentiate them from the mental Hell of association with that abuser.
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Yesterday a colleague mentioned a one hit wonder that I'd long forgotten that said abuser played on repeat when it was in the charts. It made me feel shocked, sad, and angry to be reminded. Kind of wanted to punch myself in the brain to stop the intrusive memories.
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I could do with more therapy, really. It got cut short when I had to move out of Wales. At least I don't have agonising panic attacks any more that lead to self-harming/don't get triggered now that the C-PTSD is 99.9% gone. Therapy is magic.
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Ross: The breast milk of a member of another species whom I've not even met, who's been held captive and forcibly impregnated to produce milk, and then that milk has been sent to a supermarket and I've bought it, THAT'S completely NORMAL and not wrong or disgusting at all.
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Ross: But HUMAN breast milk, given with consent, from somebody I know? THAT is fucking weird and awful! Me: Fuck off, Ross. You're fucking ridiculous.


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God, I am Phoebe. Been in love at a gay friend, also. Poor lady.
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Oh my God, that thing that Rachel says about how there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex is barely even a joke.
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Huh. Every fucker guest starred in this show. Big Boo from OITNB is in the one I am watching. That lady don't age.
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I don't think that that baby is Ross's... Kid is fucking Aryan and Ross is dark-haired and has brown eyes.
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Ugh, I'd want a better lobster than fucking Ross damn Geller.

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Cringing a bit at this Chasing Amy-ish episode. Ross is fucking exhausting. Insecure prick. Do not be like Ross. Keep acting like you're not good enough for somebody and it makes it true. He can't simply enjoy the moment, he has to punish Rachel... For HIS jealousy of Paolo.
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Eddie is Allistic as fuck. Never have I seen such conclusions leapt to with such little basis and lack of questioning/studying before forming a thesis.
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