Drunkenly shouting about West Ham in the street - Mike White really knows how to accurately portray a Brit abroad 😂😂 #WhiteLotus
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Revealed: scores of child asylum seekers kidnapped from Home Office hotel - over 10% of the children who’ve arrived at this hotel have been kidnapped, and needs to take responsibility.
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When I think about Prince Harry and Prince William having a physical fight I can't stop imagining them as Colin Firth and Hugh Grant in Bridget Jones's Diary
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Publishing that vile article is so irresponsible. As always, death to The S*n
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Time to give William his own column where he just bashes people like Daily Mail John please
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If Twitter dies where are middle-aged men going to log on and say “good morning I saw you say you were tired yesterday, hope you got some sleep x” to 25yo women who are just here to promote their onlyfans
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Rishi Sunak’s estimated wealth is £730 million.
A worker earning the median wage (£31,772) would need to have been working since the Stone Age 22,976 years ago to amass the same.
And that’s without tax.
Remember it when he tells you to tighten your belt.
#EnoughIsEnough
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RIP Coolio, thank you for the Kenan & Kel theme tune. Nick na nick nick na nick nick nick indeed😔😔😔
Met officers who were on the WhatsApp group with Wayne Couzens are giving evidence in their defence, about how their jokes about raping colleagues, assaulting the public and making racist comments were not grossly offensive. This will be another thread.
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I had the baby.
I decided that I should take the consequences of my actions.
I was just a teenager but I thought, 'If I'm old enough for sex, I'm old enough to look after a baby.'
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#RoeVsWade
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These days it's very hard not to shout 'Alan' when singing the end of 'You Oughta Know'
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The Worthing bin strike has got so bad that a number of bags had been ripped open outside a house on my road and a pregnancy test laid on the pavement in front of their gate. Congrats to them - hopefully the strike will end before the baby is born but I doubt it.
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Enough now x
New Girl gone from Netflix?!!?! What am I supposed to binge watch when I’m on my period???
Have kids, don't have kids WHICH IS IT FRANCIS
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Coming from the voluntarily celibate man
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Pope calls couples who choose pets over having children ‘selfish’ theguardian.com/world/2022/jan
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She also helped me understand what the fuuuuck was happening in that last episode of Succession. Thank you from my tiny brain!
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"What does Nathan have to consolidate with Issa? A milkcrate?" - 's Insecure reviews are always so spot on 😂😂 I already feel sad they're coming to an end😔😔
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A unmasked man sighed in my face in Boots this morning and confirmed to me that living at a Howard Hughes level of reclusiveness continues to be a good idea
My mum doesn’t count texting as communication so even though we text almost every day she tells all her friends she never hears from me
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megan fox and mgk bravely answering the question “is it possible to be so annoying you stop being hot?”
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On the day his sentencing starts, & where romanticise the killer as a ‘nice chap’, let us remind you, he is an ex officer who abused his duty of care, murdering an innocent woman who was just walking home. That doesn’t sound very ‘nice’ to us.
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what an absolute shame that the first thought on everyone's minds is "protect women and children, protect lgbt ppl, protect the italian fans, protect rashford saka and sancho" because some men can't handle losing a game of kicking a ball around a field without getting violent
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I know literally nothing about football but surely this is worth a red card???
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Did they used to make popcorn flavoured Angel Delight or did I imagine that? tell me I'm not going crazy
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Prince Charles's fingers are the end result of when you think it's a good idea to run your hands under hot water after being outside in the cold for a long time
Just joined the WhatsApp group for my street but it turns out most of them are 5G conspiracy theorists and now I want to leave 😬😬😬
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My mum got all aggro today because 'they don't write Easter egg on Easter eggs anymore' and then handed me a Wispa Easter egg that says 'Easter egg' on it about five times 🤷♀️🤷♀️
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Stacey Dooley’s cherry pie looks like Jason Biggs has already had sex with it #GBBO