Parker Benchley

@ParkeBench

Man's Man, Ladies Man, Man About Town

Living in the 1930s
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    30. ruj 2019.

    I have clients who call me the Tardis of programmers. I don’t always take you where you WANT to go, but I always take you where you NEED to go!

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    my sister: why do you delete so many tweets? me: sometimes you don't know something's really stupid until you send it out into the world my mother: *staring at me just a beat too long*

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    This is the best thing you'll see today 😍

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    Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones

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    Using a cart of 99 smartphones, artist Simon Weckert is able to generate virtual traffic jams in Google Maps. Through this, it is possible to turn a otherwise empty, 'green' street into a 'red' one -- which has an impact in the physical world by navigating cars on another route

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    Lots of these things dawning on me this week. Didn’t know an ampersand is a ligature for the word 'et' either but I’m getting more knowledgeable every day 🤯

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    Based on the content of my mentions, I feel like I need to further debunk crazy / HIV conspiracy preprint. This is a thread doing so. 1/9

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    In War and Peace Kitty's mother takes her off to a German spa for a lengthy rest cure because her crush danced with another woman. I think about this every time some whines about millennials being fragile.

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    The Union Jack is removed from the European Council building in Brussels

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    Hey boy are you an Amazon package? Because you came so fast I'm worried that something fucked up is happening behind the scenes

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    *shamelessly stolen from a friend* ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what happened. REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room! BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the... REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn! 1/

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    30. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    Plug them all in, someone will show up.

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    Félicette, a former stray who was sent into space by French researchers in 1963, now has a bronze statue in her honor at France's International Space University.

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  16. 28. sij

    In my case it’s called “living with ADHD.”

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    The International Civil Aviation Organization, , which is a specialized U.N. agency, is apparently now blocking people on Twitter for making references to the fact that it excludes Taiwan (Taiwan's inclusion in international organizations a big issue for China)

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    Because of the introduction of Uber and Lyft - who do not have to provide accessible vehicles - the Vancouver Taxi Association said starting today they will no longer subsidize accessible cabs. TOLD YA!

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    28. sij

    NOVELISTS WRITING ABOUT GROWING UP IN THE SOUTH: The heat hung like molasses in the air as we headed to the pond. We set down our poles, stripped down to our under stuff, and jumped on in. MY ACTUAL CHILDHOOD IN THE SOUTH: got called gay for crying during “Hardball” again today

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    25. sij

    Maintenance Cat doesn’t see how your busted smoke detector and overflowing toilet are his problems.

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    26. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    My take: he wanted to embarrass her so he decided or told his staff to say she pointed to the country next to the Ukraine, but blew it by mixing up Belarus with Bangladesh. 🙄

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