If you start drinking Bombay Sapphire you will speak with Heightened Received Pronunciation. If you start drinking ale you will speak with Estuary English. If you keep drinking near beer your vocal chords will wither and die.
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Guess I better book that sign language course
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this is one of the most eerie things I found out with technology: you aren't what you think you are.
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