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    John from Synanon‏ @ParadiseDelayed Jul 30

    Trolley problem: the trolley is going to kill an infinite number of people but they're an indefinably large distance away, but you can switch the points so it kills and immensely large but finite group of people right now (or vice versa)

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      1. John from Synanon‏ @ParadiseDelayed Jul 30

        @ungeometer any thoughts?

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      2. neural shroud‏ @neuralshroud Jul 30
        Replying to @ParadiseDelayed

        if they are an infinite distance away, they're not going to die, right?

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      3. John from Synanon‏ @ParadiseDelayed Jul 30
        Replying to @neuralshroud

        It's a finite distance, but if you guess any distance it's larger than that...

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      4. neural shroud‏ @neuralshroud Jul 30
        Replying to @ParadiseDelayed

        Then I just gotta keep guessing once in a while and everyone lives!

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      5. John from Synanon‏ @ParadiseDelayed Jul 30
        Replying to @neuralshroud

        you'll have to guess infinitely many times though

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      6. neural shroud‏ @neuralshroud Jul 30
        Replying to @ParadiseDelayed

        Not if transhumanism fails to save my decaying meatsack! Then it's not my problem anymore! It will be a sacred ritual passed down through generations to excavate and proclaim larger and larger numbers, descending slowly into the madness of zeros...

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      7. John from Synanon‏ @ParadiseDelayed Jul 30
        Replying to @neuralshroud

        I basically don't like trolley problems and am trying to slyly turn them into infinity thought experiments hehe

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      8. neural shroud‏ @neuralshroud Jul 30
        Replying to @ParadiseDelayed

        I don't like infinity thought experiments and am trying to slyly turn them into cultism lol

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      9. Ball Of Game‏ @ballofgame Jul 30
        Replying to @neuralshroud @ParadiseDelayed

        Gosh if only mathematicians had a means of expressing limits we could use them in systems theory and design.

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      2.  🎃 🍂Frightful Catboy 🍂 🎃‏ @OnlineCatboy Jul 30
        Replying to @ParadiseDelayed

        Kill the ones who die now so I get to watch

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      3. John from Synanon‏ @ParadiseDelayed Jul 30
        Replying to @OnlineCatboy

        honest answer appreciated lol

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      2.  🎃 🍂Frightful Catboy 🍂 🎃‏ @OnlineCatboy Jul 30
        Replying to @ParadiseDelayed

        Okay but real shit if it kills an infinite number of people that has to include me, anyone I care about and all our descendants right? I mean it can’t be an infinite quantity if I could go “Yeah but if I was in that group it would be bigger”

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      3. freezing cloud  🍂‏ @freezing_cloud Jul 30
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        no, there are infinitely many even numbers, but if you "killed" them all, there is still an infinite number of odds left over

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      1. Forward Synthesis‏ @forwardsynth Jul 30
        Replying to @ParadiseDelayed

        It's really tempting to deny the hypothetical and say the indefinably large distance because it gives us time to work out how to stop the magic trolley. I'm stumped tbh, but I wonder if any trolley problem truly tells us about morality when part of morality is trust in claims.

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      1. Fabrizio Romano Genovese‏ @fabgenovese Jul 30
        Replying to @ParadiseDelayed

        Sounds related to climate change: Kill some jobs now to save humanity or decide to wipe humanity and all the rest from the face of the earth an indefinably long time from now (which is anyway getting shorter by the day)? :P

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      1. -butterfly man-‏ @liquidgaze Jul 30
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        Always choose certainty.

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      1. freezing cloud  🍂‏ @freezing_cloud Jul 30
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        option 1 implies an infinite number of humans get to live (at least until they're killed) so it seems like the prudent consequentialist option

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      1. Αγαπη Laird‏ @agape_boi Jul 30
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        Out of sight, out of mind. Option 1, but 2 is okay as well I suppose.

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