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me: *drinking through a plastic straw*
some twat: oi! have you got your straw license?
me: uh, no, sorry. i’ll just throw it away, my bad
twat: OI! have you got your straw disposal license then? 
Replying to @meta_meg @DanielPryorr
I was in a café once and some guy came in hassling the owners because they didn't have planning permission for a flue they'd put in which went out of the chimney, how could there be a problem with a flue going out of a proper chimney
6:24 AM - 13 Jul 2018
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