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@Pappiness

Writer. Comedian. Director. Greek-Pinoy American 🇬🇷🇵🇭🇺🇸. Late Night Writers Workshop. Maude writer.

New York, NY
Đã tham gia tháng 4 năm 2009

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  1. Jacob Wohl: • Banned from the SEC for life by 18. • Banned from Twitter for life by 21. • Trying to get removed from free society before 22. Everyone in this hipster coffee shop is talking about what an accomplished young man he is.

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  2. We're being infected by a deadly disease. It starts with one person, then another, then another. Soon, it's everywhere. The disease is misinformation on social media. Memes are given more merit than medicine. The only thing that spreads faster than measles is stupidity.

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    America’s true national pastime is telling people in low-paying jobs that they’ll get rich if they buy less coffee.

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  4. Without spoiling anything, I'm naming my daughter Arya, I'm naming my son Arya, I'm changing my name to Arya.

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  5. As one deranged man warns his supporters about a national emergency at the Southern border, he ignores the national emergency that exists within that border. White supremacists are a threat to Muslims, to Jews, to every peaceful American. Trump must go.

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  6. The Commander-in-Cheif is at it again. Trump is holding the English language hostage and we should pay whatever it takes to get it back.

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  7. Lara Trump said Merkel admitting refugees is "one of the worst things that ever happened to Germany." Maybe she should have a conversation with Sean Spicer about all the Holocaust Centers.

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  8. U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, in 2009: “If the President does something dastardly, the impeachment process is available. No single prosecutor, judge, or jury should be able to accomplish what the Constitution assigns to the Congress.”

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  9. Trump: “If the partisan Dems ever tried to Impeach, I would first head to the U.S. Supreme Court.” A President not knowing the Supreme Court has nothing to do with impeachment should be an impeachable offense.

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  10. Steve King said getting criticized in the House gave him better insight into what Jesus went through. You know, the bible story where Jesus carries a cross up a steep hill so he can light it on fire.

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  11. You know who never complained about his follower count to Jack Dorsey? Barack Obama, the guy who has 45 million more followers than Trump.

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  12. Patton Oswalt is a comedian who says dirty words. John Cornyn is a a Senator who voted against relief for Hurricane Sandy, sponsored a bill to end net neutrality and openly quoted Mussolini. It's pretty obvious which one is the terrible person.

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  13. Today is the deadline for the IRS to hand over Trump's tax returns. The law states that the Treasury “shall” hand over any tax returns that the Ways and Means Committee wants. The law is unambiguous. Every day, more laws are broken to protect a criminal.

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  14. Mitch McConnell calling himself the Grim Reaper isn't really accurate. For one thing, the Grim Reaper actually does his job.

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  15. I have two degrees and owe $0 in student loans. I worked multiple jobs. I took extra years to graduate debt-free. And I still support Elizabeth Warren's plan to relieve student loan debt. It's not about me. It's about sending the message that education shouldn't be a punishment.

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  16. Media: Democrats are only running on opposing Trump. Elizabeth Warren: Here is my well considered platform to help the working class and forgive the debt of struggling young people. I'll sure you'll find th-- Media: The President just tweeted!!!

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  17. Elizabeth Warren's $1.25 trillion higher education plan would cancel most student loan debt and eliminate tuition at public colleges. Young people could finally buy homes, invest, start families, but please tell us how giving that money to the rich is better for the economy.

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  18. Tormund: "I lived off giant's milk for three months." Everyone:

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  19. "Blink once if you believe Trump is innocent." Rod Rosenstein:

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  20. Romney is so angry at Trump right now, he can hardly even enjoy his Twinkie cake.

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