Nick Jack Pappas

@Pappiness

Content Manager at . Writer, stand-up, and cartoonist in NYC. Student at UCB. Chosen for the NBC Late Night Writers Workshop 2015.

New York, NY
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Joined April 2009
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  1. Apr 8

    Bruce Springsteen nixed his show in NC, finally giving people from New Jersey a reason to lift their heads up again.

    1:18 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
    7 retweets 26 likes
  2. Apr 7

    Rudy Giuliani just endorsed Donald Trump. He based his entire career off one national tragedy and he's placing his bets on the next one.

    644 retweets 1,015 likes
  3. Apr 7

    Some are upset is another Star Wars with a female lead. They miss the good old days of a male hero infatuated with his sister.

    10 retweets 28 likes
  4. Apr 3

    My wife is the best. She wanted me to sleep comfortably at night, so she bought me a new couch.

    5 retweets 39 likes
  5. Apr 2

    Gladwell wrote that it takes 10K hours to become an expert at something, so I'm close to becoming an expert at losing the Hamilton lottery.

    3 retweets 23 likes
  6. Apr 1

    Disney is being accused of going to war on Christianity. False. Whenever I hear "Let It Go" now, I always pray to God it's the last time.

    7 retweets 35 likes
  7. Apr 1

    Walmart's annual revenue dropped for the first time in 45 years. That's surprising. I always go to Walmart to buy my Amazon gift cards.

    3 retweets 22 likes
  8. Mar 30

    Trump said women who have an abortion should be punished. Good luck finding a punishment worse than raising a kid in a country run by Trump.

    41 retweets 98 likes
  9. Mar 30

    A Pizza Hut worker harassed a woman nursing in the restaurant. Disgusted patrons could barely eat their pizza crusts filled with hot dogs.

    37 retweets 74 likes
  10. Mar 30

    A US company is selling a smart phone-shaped gun. This is one time I'm fine with people taking selfies.

    6:13 AM - 30 Mar 2016 · Details
    12 retweets 32 likes
  11. Mar 29

    Susan Sarandon said she'd vote for Trump if Sanders isn't nominated. This coming from someone who is famous for driving off a cliff.

    26 retweets 63 likes
  12. Mar 29

    If someone makes you angry, take a deep breath and count to 100. Usually that's enough time to hold the pillow over their face.

    4 retweets 25 likes
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  14. Mar 25

    Tribeca Film Festival will show an anti-vaxxer documentary, which is a great way to get them all together and quarantine the theater.

    6 retweets 19 likes
  15. Mar 25

    It's been reported that Ted Cruz had 5 affairs. On the bright side, Heidi Cruz could still run for president someday.

    3 retweets 18 likes
  16. Mar 25

    Seriously? Ted Cruz has 5 affairs, but Twitter spends its time on a witch hunt to find out who the women are.

    1 retweet 15 likes
  17. Mar 18

    Turns out the letter sent to Donald Trump's son was from a supporter. It was all just an unfortunate typo.

    12:06 PM - 18 Mar 2016 · Details
    34 retweets 52 likes
  18. Mar 18

    Mark Zuckerberg posted a picture of his jog through Beijing. Afterward, he had to update Facebook's emojis.

    7:38 AM - 18 Mar 2016 · Details
    11 retweets 39 likes
  19. Mar 17

    If you're too lazy to vote, I'm guessing you're far too lazy to move to Canada.

    24 retweets 59 likes
  20. Mar 17

    Carl's Jr's CEO wants to open a restaurant free of human workers. It will go well with his current restaurants which are free of human food.

    6 retweets 25 likes

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