Nick Jack Pappas
@Pappiness
Content Manager at http://Comedywire.com . Writer, stand-up, and cartoonist in NYC. Student at UCB. Chosen for the NBC Late Night Writers Workshop 2015.
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Bruce Springsteen nixed his show in NC, finally giving people from New Jersey a reason to lift their heads up again.pic.twitter.com/Mvxf1OcoFW
1:18 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details7 retweets 26 likes -
Rudy Giuliani just endorsed Donald Trump. He based his entire career off one national tragedy and he's placing his bets on the next one.
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Some are upset
#RogueOne is another Star Wars with a female lead. They miss the good old days of a male hero infatuated with his sister.10 retweets 28 likes -
My wife is the best. She wanted me to sleep comfortably at night, so she bought me a new couch.
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Gladwell wrote that it takes 10K hours to become an expert at something, so I'm close to becoming an expert at losing the Hamilton lottery.
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Disney is being accused of going to war on Christianity. False. Whenever I hear "Let It Go" now, I always pray to God it's the last time.
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Walmart's annual revenue dropped for the first time in 45 years. That's surprising. I always go to Walmart to buy my Amazon gift cards.
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Trump said women who have an abortion should be punished. Good luck finding a punishment worse than raising a kid in a country run by Trump.
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A Pizza Hut worker harassed a woman nursing in the restaurant. Disgusted patrons could barely eat their pizza crusts filled with hot dogs.
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A US company is selling a smart phone-shaped gun. This is one time I'm fine with people taking selfies.pic.twitter.com/mUsXMeAuaW
6:13 AM - 30 Mar 2016 · Details12 retweets 32 likes -
Susan Sarandon said she'd vote for Trump if Sanders isn't nominated. This coming from someone who is famous for driving off a cliff.
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If someone makes you angry, take a deep breath and count to 100. Usually that's enough time to hold the pillow over their face.
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Tribeca Film Festival will show an anti-vaxxer documentary, which is a great way to get them all together and quarantine the theater.
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It's been reported that Ted Cruz had 5 affairs. On the bright side, Heidi Cruz could still run for president someday.
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Seriously? Ted Cruz has 5 affairs, but Twitter spends its time on a witch hunt to find out who the women are.
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Turns out the letter sent to Donald Trump's son was from a supporter. It was all just an unfortunate typo.pic.twitter.com/McCgyBa59I
12:06 PM - 18 Mar 2016 · Details34 retweets 52 likes -
Mark Zuckerberg posted a picture of his jog through Beijing. Afterward, he had to update Facebook's emojis.pic.twitter.com/XGDvpVjHQJ
7:38 AM - 18 Mar 2016 · Details11 retweets 39 likes -
If you're too lazy to vote, I'm guessing you're far too lazy to move to Canada.
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Carl's Jr's CEO wants to open a restaurant free of human workers. It will go well with his current restaurants which are free of human food.
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