wait there's cream for that?
-
-
-
You're not supposed to use it near your sensitive bits
-
well yeah duh
-
My stepdad was unaware of that... I now feel as though I have to point this out.
-
Thankfully, not around anymore. It'd be better if he was sterile, honestly.
-
Tell me more about your stepdad's fertility



-
I now realize how terrible that sounds... I have no experience. But he should not have more kids.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
Man I remember when I was gonna meet up with a guy who hated body hair so I covered myself in hair removal cream. Turns out I have an allergy and spent the next week covered in blisters.
- 1 more reply
New conversation -
-
-
LMFAO...The parents still haven’t found my dildo, although it is laying conspicuously on the floor of my closet...


Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
maybe just be strait. Easy as pie. I do it everyday at least once
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
but being able to wipe in under like 3 sheets of toilet paper is like the most high IQ shit I've ever heard.
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
That’s remarkably specific. Are you OK, big guy?
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
I'm starting to realize that you are just Facebook memes for gay people.
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Tell them it’s your girlfriends dildo.
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.