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You often visit the bees that live in the hive behind the barn. Your mother told you they were dangerous, so you go in secret, standing very tall on the top of an unstable ladder, answering their questions about human behavior, sometimes delivering batteries and spools of wire.
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The dentist hesitates as he stares into your open mouth. Instead of teeth, there are rows of glittering green, red, and blue gemstones. "I'm afraid these are gonna have to come out," he says through his mask, eyes strangely fierce, drill already spinning in his raised hand.
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You assume the plane is landing, but instead it grabs a gigantic screaming rodent from a moonlit meadow and ascends into the trees. "Food service will begin shortly," the captain announces, as if it is unrelated.
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The Man Who Sees Everything Twice proslijedio/la je Tweet
[yelling over club music] If there was a button that could end the world would you push it?
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"Would you like to continue?" your phone asks, briefly reconnecting to the airplane's wireless inflight entertainment as it plummets in pieces through the night sky towards the ground. "Yes, I would," you say, reaching out with your finger. But it is already too far away.
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The Man Who Sees Everything Twice proslijedio/la je Tweet
We don't talk about Love Potions No.1 through 8, nor the amorous deformed human test subjects that had to be exterminated in the lab.
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As we get older our emotions dull, much like our hearing. At first, we lose the extreme limits of ecstatic joy and devastating sadness. Then entire frequencies of emotion vanish: ambition, rage, desire. Slowly, we go deaf, everything melting into a buzzing tinnitus of the heart.
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"I'm a shooting star!" screams a brilliant white ball of light hovering in your bedroom. You wake with a start and shield your eyes. "Wish for something!" it screams. "No... please, I just want to sleep." "Good!" The star turns red and its voice is now deeper, "Wish for it!"
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The Man Who Sees Everything Twice proslijedio/la je Tweet
You'll be happy to hear that someone broke into your house while you were away and they stole the fireproof lockbox under your bed where you used to hide all your paranoid anxiety.
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The Man Who Sees Everything Twice proslijedio/la je Tweet
All spells are just Latin words and ancient Rome was full of the craziest things happening in the middle of conversations.
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The Man Who Sees Everything Twice proslijedio/la je Tweet
My town's motto is: "Situated for Success" which sounds better than "Next To The Freeway."
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You'll be happy to hear that someone broke into your house while you were away and they stole the fireproof lockbox under your bed where you used to hide all your paranoid anxiety.
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The Man Who Sees Everything Twice proslijedio/la je Tweet
i went viral on linkedin and i now have over 2,000 jobs
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A shadow suddenly appears on the sidewalk and you look up to see the giant disembodied hand hovering above you. It hesitates, white-gloved fingers wiggling thoughtfully. You wait. Suddenly, It moves to someone else and gently lifts them up into the clouds. Maybe next time.
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The mayor was elected based on the campaign promise that if we like the debris that flowed into our home during the recent city-wide flooding we would be allowed to keep it, but now that he is elected he is demanding that we turn our debris collections over to local authorities.
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My daughter begs me to read one more recipe before bed, "How does the Stroganoff turn out!?" I place a hand on their innocent forehead, "Darling, the stroganoff in the book will be just fine." I stare out the window at the dark cold night, "But real life is not like in books."
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The Man Who Sees Everything Twice proslijedio/la je Tweet
Everything’s fine until someone starts tapping on the window of your quarantine cube
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The Man Who Sees Everything Twice proslijedio/la je Tweet
previously, on montage of creepy dolls: [montage of creepy dolls]
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You wake up with an image burned on your retinas. You try to blink it away, unsure where it came from. But it is always there, hovering before you, the white outline of a man, head back, arms raised, legs crossed beneath him. Your ears are ringing and you can't remember why.
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There is a whale on the beach. She was sent to deliver a warning from the whale tribes of the ocean. But their culture is strange and their language is difficult to understand. We do not realize that the rotting body of the messenger is actually the message.
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Something is quietly dripping onto your bedroom floor while you are sleeping. Fingers of tar are reaching down in the dark and oozing onto your bed sheets. It is pooling around your legs and burying your body in a heavy layer of black wax. Tomorrow morning is going to be rough.
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