A longtime buddy of mine always writes n records a holiday song for his christmas cards. They're usually pretty solid. This year I convinced him to let me take over. I got a lot of ideas but what would YOU expect to see from a Nicolas Cage-themed ~9 minute rock opera?
Nic Cage, as Santa, has sex with Mrs. Claus, then rides Rudolph through the sky to catch up with a cargo plane full of explosives headed for an orphanage. He boards it mid-flight and kills the crew with his bare hands and reindeer karate.