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nick cave is just swans for people who end up needing reading glasses at age 35 because of their addiction to bringing musty ass books into dimly lit bars
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everyone knows that woods is the best writer in music rn but i think the reason he continues to ascend to previously unthinkable heights of popularity/acclaim is that he simply does not miss
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five metal albums to get to know me master of reality by black sabbath symbolic by death foundations of burden by pallbearer new bermuda by deafheaven autumn eternal by panopticon hon. mentions: nightfall by candlemass marrow of the spirit by agalloch
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five metal albums to get to know me Black One by SUNN O))) fade by Boris A Blaze in the Northern Sky by Darkthrone Mirror Reaper by Bell Witch Slowly We Rot by Obituary twitter.com/OhGoodItsAlex/…
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(pictured l-r) charli xcx, george daniel, matty healy, and taylor swift enjoy an idyllic couples weekend away in sicily
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driving across PA today, time for a deep dive into the mom dog discography
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philly lost because they made me listen to one too many diy bands called mom dog between 2012 and 2016
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4/5: neil young - everybody knows… wilco - summerteeth hum - you’d prefer an astronaut american football - s/t braid - frame & canvas bruce hornsby - scenes from the s.s. janet jackson - rhythm nation freddie gibbs - cold day in hell bone thugs - e. 1999 eternal
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daaaaamn vice. i had some bad experiences freelancing there in ‘16-‘17, but i still consider it the first “legit” site i wrote for, and gotta thank my former editors (well, most of them) for giving me a shot. i’ve admired tons of work vice editors/writers have done over the years
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cross country move soundtrack day 1/5: mellon collie stars - set yourself on fire agalloch - ashes against the grain warren zevon - s/t gene clark - no other kurt vile - smoke ring for my halo amen dunes - freedom indigo de souza - all of this will end
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they really called it “next goal wins” when “ted fasso” was right there smh
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Michael Fassbender has to turn the world's worst soccer team around in the trailer for Taika Waititi's 'Next Goal Wins' ⚽️ (via @searchlightpics)
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currents and drunk are the two 2010s albums that appeal most to the smooth/lizard/festival-pilled parts of my brain. so yes please stephen and kevin give me all the pillowy, weightless lite-funk you’ve got
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this poor baby is having the most stressful day of her life watching me load all of our stuff into a moving truck 😢
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somewhere there’s a dude who pulled an all nighter to listen to the entire new mac demarco album. his ashtray just became sentient and is now terrorizing local dogs
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songs that explicitly reference genres of music that the song is maybe trying to emulate but isn’t a part of: honky tonk woman boogie on reggae woman give me the beat boys (rock and roll) disco lady hey soul sister others?
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if harry nilsson was on the come up right now his fans would guilt him into actually performing live and the resulting backlash would hasten and deepen his self-destructive spiral
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