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POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha male)
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i can't read or count. triple threat, baybeeeeee
shitpost centralJoined November 2013

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Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of "Lean on Me" made entirely of samples of Homer saying "d'oh".
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A week ago around this time, I got official word that I have thyroid cancer. Luckily, thyroid cancer is very treatable and I'll have surgery to take care of it in two days. I've been feeling a lot of gratitude for my friends, including Twitter. You guys are the tiddies. Good day.
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comedy is wild, man. a booker is telling me "I've never seen you do 20 before... can you send a clip?" so I went 9000% petty and sent him a clip of me doing 20 mins of standup in which you can hear his laughter because it's from a gig at his club that he booked me for 2 years ago
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