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Pete Lynch

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(Not actually the) Co-founder of Long John Silver's and other budget fishtaurants. Humor in McSweeney's, New Yorker, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and here

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    1. Mave‏ @MavenofHonor 24 Apr 2019

      As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

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      Pete Lynch‏ @PJTLynch 24 Apr 2019
      Replying to @MavenofHonor

      Law #2: “Thou shalt self-consciously start moving toward the back of the crowd whenever a speech/show/concert begins”

      6:32 PM - 24 Apr 2019
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        2. Mave‏ @MavenofHonor 24 Apr 2019
          Replying to @PJTLynch

          Yes! And at group picture time I’m heading for the back row before anyone has to tell me to

          11 replies 2 retweets 227 likes
        3. Life as Paula ( 😷)‏ @LifeAsPaula71 25 Apr 2019
          Replying to @MavenofHonor @PJTLynch

          I was always back row, middle 😂

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        1. SueQue‏ @SueQueRN 25 Apr 2019
          Replying to @PJTLynch @MavenofHonor

          Oh hell no. If I get there early enough to be in front I’m in front!

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        1. Mads Møller Andersen‏ @lampionseraphin 25 Apr 2019
          Replying to @PJTLynch @MavenofHonor

          And thus - after many concerts and countless taps on thy shoulders we shall know thee by thy true name - Quasimodo.

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        1. Jason Tyo‏ @jtyo1 25 Apr 2019
          Replying to @PJTLynch @MavenofHonor

          Fuck that. I stand where I want at shows. Move me.

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        1. connie bruce‏ @sassypoker1 25 Apr 2019
          Replying to @PJTLynch @MavenofHonor

          But at 4’11 11/12th I don’t even go to concerts or events. If I have to see it on the Jumbotron I’ll watch from home. Thanks anyway.

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        1. Yaquisita  💕‏ @capodetuttcapi 13 May 2019
          Replying to @PJTLynch @MavenofHonor

          When y’all people are in front of me at shows (80% of the time) although I hate it, it’s on me for not being early enough. I don’t expect anyone to move tho lol

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        1. Left of the Aisle‏ @Peter_the_Gr8 14 Dec 2019
          Replying to @PJTLynch @MavenofHonor

          So, despite the fact that I arrived hours before short people, I should give up my great spot. Makes sense.

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        1. ⛧𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓵⛧ Est. 1312  🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ ✊🏿 📣‏ @Mellebore 12 Feb 2020
          Replying to @PJTLynch @MavenofHonor

          I just kneel or sit when possible, and check behind me it see if someone needs me to move slightly sideways. Everybody wins.

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        1. Dogguy “Wow Zedong” Son of Chill‏ @atlasimpure 7 Mar 2020
          Replying to @PJTLynch @MavenofHonor

          Yeah...no. I stand at wherever the back of the crowd was when I got to the show. If you’re late, enjoy my lats.

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