PHP CEO

@PHP_CEO

CEO OF A PHP COMPANY. DISAPPOINTING HUSBAND. DISAPPOINTED FATHER.

PHPCEO@OUTLOOK.COM
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. velj 2014.

    IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOMEONE CALLED JASON HAS BEEN ENCODING AND DECODING DATA IN OUR APP. PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS

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  2. 29. sij

    TODAY IM EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF OUR BIG DATA PLATFORM: OPENSEWER COLLECT RAW DISCHARGE FROM YOUR SYSTEMS USING EFFLUENTD AND SPEW IT TO OPENSEWER'S DISTRIBUTED STREAMING SERVICE, DOWNRIVER

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  3. 25. sij

    YES NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THAT TESLA IS A BATTERY COMPANY THAT SHITS CARS AS A SIDE EFFECT! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEARD NERDS THEY COULD GIVE THE CARS AWAY AND THEYD BE WORTH EVEN MORE! THE REAL REVENUE IS IN BOMB SQUADS TO DEFUSE GIGANTIC FAULTY BATTERIES

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  4. 10. ruj 2019.

    APPLE DOES IT AGAIN WITH THREE CAMERAS WE CAN FINALLY TAKE PHOTOS OF THREE DIMENSIONAL OBJECTS

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  5. 6. ruj 2019.

    TEAM IVE BEEN LOOKING OVER COMMIT REPORTS FROM THE LAST WEEK AND HAVE MADE A DISTURBING DISCOVERY THERE ARE SOME DAYS WHERE IT SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE DELETING CODE INSTEAD OF ADDING IT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND THOSE PEOPLE WILL BE REPRIMANDED

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  6. 20. srp 2019.

    11. 10X ENGINEERS RARELY JOB HUNT OR MOVE OUT OF THE COMPANY. THEY MOVE OUT BECAUSE YOU MAKE THEIR LIFE MISERABLE WITH THE PROCESS MEETINGS TRAINING AND OTHER NON-VALUE-ADDED ACTIVITIES. IF YOU COME ACORSS THEM HOLD ON TO THEM CELEBRATE THEM

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  7. 20. srp 2019.

    10. 10X ENGINEERS DONT HACK THINGS. THEY WRITE QUALITY CODE AND KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE CODE HAS TO EVOLVE AND HAVE A MENTAL MODEL OF OVERALL CODE STRUCTURE. THEY WRITE AT MOST ONE DESIGN DOCUMENT AND THE REST IS IN THE CODE

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  8. 20. srp 2019.

    9. 10X ENGINEERS ARE POOR MENTORS AS THEY CANT TEACH OTHERS ON WHAT TO DO OR PARCEL THE WORK. THEY ALWAYS THINK "IT TAKES TOO LONG TO EACH OR DISCUSS WITH OTHERS I WOULD RATHER DO IT MYSELF" THEY ARE ALSO POOR INTERVIEWERS

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  9. 20. srp 2019.

    8. 10X ENGINEERS ARE ALWAYS LEARNING NEW FRAMEWORKS LANGUAGES AHEAD OF EVERYONE IN THE COMPANY. THEY ARE NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING NEW. IF THERE IS SOMETHING NEW (EG BLOCKCHAIN) THEY GOBBLE UP SETUP EXPERIMENT BEFORE ANYONE IS GETTING STARTED

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  10. 20. srp 2019.

    7. 10X ENGINEERS RARELY LOOK AT HELP DOCUMENTATION OF CLASSES OR METHODS. THEY KNOW IT IN MEMORY AND CAN RECALL FROM MEMORY. THEY WRITE CODE AT THE SAME EASE AS WRITING ENGLISH. NO BREAKS NO PAUCE JUST TYPE

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  11. 20. srp 2019.

    6. 10X ENGINEERS CAN CONVERT "THOUGHT" INTO "CODE" IN THEIR MIND AND WRITE IT IN AN ITERATIVE FASHION. GIVEN A PRODUCT FEATURE THEY CAN WRITE THAT ENTIRE FEATURE IN ONE OR TWO SITTINGS OF 4 TO 6 HOURS WITH A CAFFEINATED DRINK WITHOUT DISTRACTION

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  12. 20. srp 2019.

    5. MOST OF THE 10X ENGINEERS ARE FULL-STACK ENGINEERS. FOR THEM CODE IS CODE THEY DONT CARE WHETHER IT IS FRONT-END BACK-END API DATABASE SERVERLESS ETC I HAVE RARELY SEEN THEM DOING UI WORK

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  13. 20. srp 2019.

    4. 10X ENGINEERS KNOW EVERY LINE OF THE CODE THAT HAS GONE INTO PRODUCTION. IF A QA OR SUPPORT FOLKS ALERT AN ISSUE THEY KNOW PRECISELY WHERE THE FAULT (OR BUG) IS AND CAN FIX THE SAME IN HOURS VS DAYS

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  14. 20. srp 2019.

    3. 10X ENGINEERS LAPTOP SCREEN BACKGROUND COLOR IS TYPICALLY BLACK (THEY ALWAYS CHANGE DEFAULTS). THEIR KEYBOARD KEYS SUCH AS I F X ARE USUALLY WORN OUT THAN OF A S AND E (EMAIL SENDERS)

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  15. 20. srp 2019.

    2. TIMINGS IN THE OFFICE FOR 10X ENGINEERS IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR. THEY TEND TO WORK WHEN VERY FEW FOLKS ARE AROUND. IF THERE IS A CROWD OR ALL-HANDS MEETING THEY ARE NOT VISIBLE MOST OF THEM ARE LATE-NIGHT CODERS AND COME LATE TO THE OFFICE

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  16. 20. srp 2019.

    1. 10X ENGINEERS HATE MEETINGS. THEY THINK IT IS A WASTE OF TIME AND OBVIOUS THINGS ARE BEING DISCUSSED. THEY ATTEND MEETINGS BECAUSE THE MANAGER HAS CALLED FOR A "STAFF MEETING" TO DISCUSS THE FEATURES AND STATUS

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  17. 20. srp 2019.

    10X ENGINEERS FOUNDERS IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS THIS RARE BREED OF ENGINEERS GRAB THEM. IF YOU HAVE A 10X ENGINEER AS PART OF YOUR FIRST FEW ENGINEERS YOU INCREASE THE ODDS OF YOUR STARTUP SUCCESS SIGNIFICANTLY OK HERE IS A TOUGH QUESTION HOW DO YOU SPOT A 10X ENGINEER?

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  18. 19. srp 2019.

    MY EDUCATED GUESSES ARE ASTONISHING INTUITIVE LEAPS, FORGED IN THE FIRE OF EXPERIENCE BY A CUNNING INTELLECT YOUR GUESSES ARE RANDOM GARBAGE WHICH REVEAL HOW PROFOUNDLY STUPID AND WRONG YOU ARE ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND HINT AT DEEP AND IRREDEEMABLE CHARACTER FLAWS

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  19. 13. lip 2019.

    INSTEAD OF BOWING TO THE DEMANDS OF HACKERS WE HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A STAND TODAY WE'RE PUBLISHING ALL OF OUR CUSTOMER EMAILS AND PASSWORDS INSTEAD YOU WON'T GET ANY RANSOM FROM US, HACKERS!

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  20. 12. lip 2019.

    LEADERSHIP TIP: TO SHOW THE NERDS YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT JUST ASK "BUT DOES IT SCALE?" WHENEVER THEY SHOW YOU ANYTHING BLOWS THEIR MINDS EVERY TIME

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  21. 4. lip 2019.

    TEAM, IT TOOK ME A LOT OF LATE NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS TO GET THIS COMPANY OFF THE GROUND BUT BECAUSE OF THAT, TODAY, YOU'RE GOING TO GET THE SATISFACTION OF CHANGING THE WORLD AND HAVING YOUR WORK IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE YOU CAN'T BUY THAT! ALL I GOT WAS A BILLION DOLLARS

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