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    Paul F. Tompkins‏ @PFTompkins 8 Oct 2020

    In retrospect we should not have sent all our water to the ocean for that little fishpic.twitter.com/CPN5a49PGc

    7:34 PM - 8 Oct 2020
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      1. Paul F. Tompkins‏ @PFTompkins 8 Oct 2020

        ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU PIECE OF SHITpic.twitter.com/vSxsUtXZR4

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      1. Noah Neidlinger‏ @candor_for_sale 8 Oct 2020
        Replying to @PFTompkins

        Love the pauses after every few seconds. “You want me to say more? Okay then!”

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      2. H ⭕️SSAFY!‏ @hossafy 8 Oct 2020
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        This isn’t real. Right?

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      1. k‏ @karenlv1350 8 Oct 2020
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      2. The Mayor of Christmas‏ @TinseltownMayor 8 Oct 2020
        Replying to @PFTompkins

        OK, is this even him misunderstanding an actual news story, or is this just a complete steroid hallucination?

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      3. Erich‏ @ER1CH 8 Oct 2020
        Replying to @TinseltownMayor @PFTompkins

        I'm not going to listen to him but I assume this has something to do with the delta smelt.https://www.npr.org/2019/10/22/772391421/trump-plan-weakens-protections-for-california-fish-diverts-water-to-farms …

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      2. Alex Gammelgard‏ @agammy113 8 Oct 2020
        Replying to @PFTompkins

        I’m so confused what he’s actually talking about

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      3. Jancipants‏ @Jancipantz 8 Oct 2020
        Replying to @agammy113 @PFTompkins

        The president said it plain as day. California is dry because they mailed all their water TO THE PACIFIC SEA. WHAT IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?pic.twitter.com/48fBXG8OUB

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      1. Anthony - batteries not included‏ @AnthonyJV_328 8 Oct 2020
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        Sending it in sealed bottles was the kicker....

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