My dude looks like the lovechild of Gargamel and Nosferatu fighting itself inside a flesh-colored pool floatie.
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Broseph looks like an archvillain from a straight-to-VHS iron curtain-era remake of Inspector Gadget.
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Ministry of Evil propagandist and Duke Alum Stephen Miller looks like a mad scientist cross-bred a Sphinx cat with a blow-up doll, soaked it in mineral oil, and left it in the sun for a week.
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Stephen Miller looks like he took sartorial and body language lessons from "creepy guy with windowless van no. 3" in those "stranger danger" videos we watched in elementary school, and then buried that actor under his floorboards.
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Stephen Miller looks like the dude who brings his own "noodle salad" to family potlucks. No one asks him what's in it, and no one else eats it, and everyone's pretty sure those aren't olives, but everyone's afraid to ask.
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Stephen Miller looks like the guy in high school who argued that picking up trash wasn't necessary because that's what janitors are for* *this actually happened:https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/02/15/stephen-millers-cringeworthy-campaign-speech-for-student-government/?utm_term=.f25f027bed47 …
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My dude looks like a frog's vocal sac that came to life after being bitten by a radioactive naked mole rat.
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My dude looks like Dorian Gray's painting, come to life and wearing a cheap Macy's clearance rack suit.
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My dude looks like the humanoid version of a bottle of dollar-store aftershave poured into an empty Chanel bottle that someone found half-buried at the beach & didn't bother to clean out first.
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@DukeU alum Stephen Miller looks like Mr. Pink's "I don't tip" monologue come to life.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likesShow this thread
My guy looks like the incel subreddit's mugshot.
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